I played football in highschool

**Ryko** · 2010-05-11 23:43

I was an offensive tackle for all of JV then was on D line for my short stint on varsity.
And I was terrible at it.

Despite this fact, my school let me play because we were a nerd school and never had time to run tryouts for the kids and figured by the time junior year had rolled around, bad grades or general dislike for being hit would weed out the kids who didn't want to be there.

However there was always one kid who obviously stuck around despite himself. He was never really a part of the team but you knew he was there because his dad was a friend with the coach and he managed to scrounge up the 240 some odd bucks to be around for at the very least the first 2-3 weeks every year before fucking off to go do other shit. He would do his best to pretend he belonged there (failing even by comparison to the female trainers who at least provided some eyecandy and would rub sore joints and what not) by knowing the one story everyone in the school knows about the more popular players but basically you could tell he was only really there to entertain the idea of showering with the other guys and was too afraid to just outright blow some other kid in the stairwell and as a result got something like 7th string kicker or some shit.

Anti is spam's equivalent of that kid. Stop encouraging his bullshit.

**Heian** · 2010-05-11 23:45

Peanut.

**Mertron** · 2010-05-11 23:47

i broke my wrist and dislocated 7 fingers and had a concussion and heat rash and hyperextended my knee a bunch of times playing football in high school and my parents were like, ok thats enough of that

**tyven** · 2010-05-11 23:57

go anti go anti go

**Shiroikage** · 2010-05-12 00:09

i never played football in high school
your words don't reach my heart

**Qalbert** · 2010-05-12 00:18

i got a red card in middle school soccer because I inadvertently kicked someone in the junk

**Charismatic** · 2010-05-12 00:31

Damn, son. Damn.

**Sera** · 2010-05-12 01:46

lol

i still like anti more than at LEAST 5 people in here.

**Heian** · 2010-05-12 02:18

Peanut.

**Linliel** · 2010-05-12 03:01

lol I'm sure there's a feelgood movie in that story somewhere

**Heian** · 2010-05-12 03:03

Peanut.

**Akanei** · 2010-05-12 04:57

Originally Posted by Sera

lol

i still like anti more than at LEAST 5 people in here.

Sup.

**Kiarax** · 2010-05-12 06:12

Fucking lol

Originally Posted by Sera

lol

i still like anti more than at LEAST 5 people in here.

Whoa, gonna need names here.

**Conrad** · 2010-05-12 06:30

FOOTBALL

**Ryko** · 2010-05-12 06:59

I'm not saying he's inherently unlikable. 7th string confused kicker kid was probably an alright guy. However, his walking around with a letter jacket was just an inside joke for everyone else in the entire building. If you just stop the delusion you'll help him realize he belonged in theater or with the faggots that played magic outside the library. Let him realize who he is.

**LiquidFriend** · 2010-05-12 07:05

Did you score 4 touchdowns in a single game once

**Kuya** · 2010-05-12 07:27

he belonged in theater or with the faggots that played magic outside the library

Am i to understand that the guys who played magic outside the library were bigger faggots than the theatre kids or is the fact that threatre kids were faggots not worth mentioning due to common understanding amongst us?

**Seanr** · 2010-05-12 07:32

I'm curious to see where this goes, and also the 5 names.

**Ryko** · 2010-05-12 07:32

I know plenty of perfectly straight theatre kids. The kids who played magic outside the library are all notable faggots though.

**Kuya** · 2010-05-12 07:34

Faggots in the bad kind of way, or faggots in the homosexual kind of way or in this instance was it just indistinguishable?

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