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    Assistance required

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    So, I've been planning on going back down to purdue to hang out with my friends for about 2 weeks now. I was going to go last week, but with father's day I thought I should stay home. A friend of mine that I wanted to hang out with was busy with work/school all week, and said he was free Monday. So, that's why I decided to leave today, and I've been telling my sister/parents that I'll be heading back down to my apartment all weekend.

    My sister had a job interview in Chicago today, and decided to steal my car while I was asleep (she doesn't own a set of keys, she had to come into my room and take them.) I took this shitty 94 station waggon we have to the train station to look for my car, while I was spamming her cell phone. After an hour of checking the parking spots along the train and local parking garages in this shitty ass car that doesn't have air conditioning (it's around 85 degrees out) I give up. I get a call from my mom saying that she took the car to Chicago and is just arriving at her interview place. She didn't even have the fucking nerve to pick up the phone while I was calling her or call me directly. At this point I'm about 4 hours behind schedule and she won't be home for at least another hour due to being stuck in traffic (another tip off from my mom)

    My sister is a spoiled brat who never gets punished for shit she does (she's egged 4 houses that we know of resulting in our house to be egged twice and she hasn't gotten anything done to her.) SO, what should I do in retaliation?

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    Currently I have changed the password on her computer to grandtheftauto and set the permissions on her external hard drive so that only her computer can access it.

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    When her employer calls her back pick up the phone and tell them that she already took another job offer.

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    I'll be in my apartment at purdue probably

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    punch her, as hard as you can, in the tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    set the permissions on her external hard drive so that only her computer can access it.
    2 days ago I filled up her external hard drive with movies/HD movies/TV shows. it had 200gigs on it now it has 100 gigs remaining

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abandon View Post
    punch her, as hard as you can, in the tits.
    pain will only last a brief moment, while the ability to not log into your own computer can last weeks.

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    I'm also going to take my wii and 360 back to my apartment even though all 3 of my roommates have a 360 and 2 of them have wiis

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    slip her something in her drink and let the dog have at her

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    that'll teach her

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    I don't have a dog. So, where's the best place to find a dog that is vicious?

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    It would be even more demeaning to offer her up to the BG wolves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    =set the permissions on her external hard drive so that only her computer can access it.
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    Lol.

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    Post her pics everywhere. That'll show her

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    I fucked that up pretty bad somehow, where did that = even come from?

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    who said anything about vicious? maybe a loving dog that is hump-happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheerios View Post
    Post her pics everywhere. That'll show her
    also, this

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    not posting her pic

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    can't be picky about assistance offered

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