The Awesome Auger

**Souj** · 2010-07-24 23:44

With the awesome Auger, I'm able to post in threads without being a mod.

**Mertron** · 2010-07-24 23:47

excuse me, what the fuck are you doing?

**Souj** · 2010-07-24 23:50

I'm reverse psycholigizing.
or antireverse psychologizing

**Mertron** · 2010-07-24 23:52

Originally Posted by Souj

I'm reverse psycholigizing.
or antireverse psychologizing

***Blarg*** · 2010-07-24 23:56

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-24 23:57

**Mertron** · 2010-07-24 23:58

qalbert, you look like a bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault, all right?

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:14

YES! Losin that V card

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:15

err... wait

***Blarg*** · 2010-07-25 00:16

qbert, this is the internet, you get laid all the time

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:17

but there are no girls on the internet

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:17

internet's seeming pretty gay

***Blarg*** · 2010-07-25 00:18

in the realz you drink scotch, smoke cigars and fuck bitches

all the time

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:19

in the realz I do sometimes have scotch and cigars

***Blarg*** · 2010-07-25 00:21

do you sit in a big leather chair with your legs crossed while doing that

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:22

I think it's fake leather

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:22

like my soul

***Blarg*** · 2010-07-25 00:22

at what point do the women come in and touch you with their vaginas

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:23

when it happens I will document it as best as I am able

**Qalbert** · 2010-07-25 00:24

i hope their feminine secretions do not smudge my journal

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