got a confession to make

[Callisto]

I need to clear my chest:

Last night I was at a place I go to p. regularly and got hit with a case of exploding bowels. Ook'd my dook, then went for the TP, and apparently some jackass kid peed all over the roll so it was off-limits, and there was no backup roll around. I used paper towels, but they have those industrial brown ones that don't flush at all, the guy who has to clean that stuff up is a really nice dude too and I sure as hell wasn't about to say that it was me who did that.

I feel bad

[Conrad]

the "p." stands for poop

[Kiarax]

I'm telling

[Meat]

i piss all over the toilet\stall\tp\handle every time i use a bar.

[Callisto]

I normally just piss myself on bar nights

[Tagus]

I have a friend who deliberately shit his own pants to disgust the people in the car with him on the way home from the bars.

[Conrad]

I have a friend who deliberately shit his own pants to disgust the people in the car with him on the way home from the bars.

He better not still be your friend

[Tagus]

He better not still be your friend

It's a long distance friendship, he's a lawyer in Detroit. Probably the only person I've ever met who could either:

A. Make up a story like that
B. Actually do it

It's like they say, he's an asshole, but he's our asshole

[Meat]

He better not still be your friend

we have ant

[Ragnell]

LOL but ant shits on other peoples lawns

[Qalbert]