Sweeping water out of my kitchen like a hispanic old fuck cleaning a sidewalk.
Sweeping water out of my kitchen like a hispanic old fuck cleaning a sidewalk.
I don't know what this feels like.
Pipe under my sink burst a day after someone came in to fix my sink....
What type of alcohol do spics brush their teeth with? I'm assuming tequila, but if I'm wrong please educate me.
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Probably not
wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy?
Yes, that was the reference.
ok just making sure
Don't even have a normal sized broom
Yeah the top half of the stick fell off.
Nope, plan on dying.
There is a massive godiva bar sitting at the end of the table, I've been eyeing it all morning.
It wants you too
Don't do it, Brandi is gonna kill you
She doesn't like milk chocolate anyway