ok I've got a bit of a problem here

[Callisto]

I'm sitting down and I just started what looks to be one of the worst games I'll ever play(this is not my actual problem, stick with me here a sec) and I'm sitting on the floor in my boxers eating sun chips, and the boxers have the slit thing in the front and I dropped one of my sun chips and I guess the slit thing was open, and the chip landed on my dick


I'm like, really hungry and there aren't many chips left, but I'm concerned that if I eat this chip that will make me gay

[Mertron]

eat it, its fine

[AidenCarby]

Blow off the cock jerms and you're good to go bro.

[Mertron]

now that that is resolved, whatcha playin honey

[Callisto]

ok I have another unrelated problem where I'm concerned some people may be trying to trick me into doing some gay shit



maybe I should start another thread so I don't derail this one

[Callisto]

now that that is resolved, whatcha playin honey

one of my buddies made me take deadly premonition from his house, he said it was bad but I should still play it

[Blarg]

the amount of gay varies with how erect the penis was when the chip touched it

[AidenCarby]

As long as you didn't get any piss on it, you're golden.

Lold

[Callisto]

UPDATE

this is the worst game I've ever played



and I decided to not eat the chip

[Callisto]

not because of the gay part though

[Callisto]

just, who knows where my dick's been, it could have all kinds of germs on it

[Qalbert]

it may be the worst but secretly you have to love DP