Sucking enough dick will positively absolutely never ever kill you

[Sera]

http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2...t-cancer-risk/


It was only a matter of time, I guess

[Conrad]

This must never become common knowledge

[Ragnell]

Someone delete this thread

[Qalbert]

That blows.
Did this come as a surprise?
What about eating bags of dicks?
How many is enough?
etc etc

[Ragnell]

I like the title

[Conrad]

I like the title

Cosign

[Rocl]

too much of a good thing, etc.

[Rocl]

i'm just glad its not the other way around

[Ragnell]

lol

[Sera]

next up, buttsex will kill you faster than it killed farrah fawcett

[Sera]

That blows.
Did this cum as a surprise?

chortle chortle

[Antithesis]

Michael Jackson kind of drowned out the shock of Fawcett's death that day.

[Sera]

honestly if i were her i'd have been thankful, i mean butt cancer? that shit's embarrassing.

[Antithesis]

That sounds like a line out of a Hospital Porno flick.

Lady: "Doctor, what is the diagnoses?"

Doctor: "I am afraid it's cancer. We'll need to begin the chemo immediately"

Lady: "Oh dear, where is the cancer?"

Doctor: "In your butt."

*funky smooth jazz porno music*

[Rocl]

My aunt died of colon cancer (not as bad as ANAL cancer), a few years later at a family get together i mis-spoke and said she died of prostate cancer

man her kids did not appreciate that

[Sera]

the chemo comes from the doctor's penis, obviously

[Rocl]

That sounds like a line out of a Hospital Porno flick.

Lady: "Doctor, what is the diagnoses?"

Doctor: "I am afraid it's cancer. We'll need to begin the chemo immediately"

Lady: "Oh dear, where is the cancer?"

Doctor: "In your butt."

*funky smooth jazz porno music*

It's a good thing I have an irradiated penis?

edit: gdi sera

[Sera]

My aunt died of colon cancer (not as bad as ANAL cancer), a few years later at a family get together i mis-spoke and said she died of prostate cancer

man her kids did not appreciate that

ROFL wow that is hilarious
awkward

[Kyo]

Freudian slip?

[Demosthenes11]

looks like teh gays are still in the clear here. But then again, they have AIDS to deal with, not HPV