March 20th is Steak and Knobber Day (Valentine's Day for Guys)

[Dimmauk]

I know what you are thinking. Why do we need another holiday? We already celebrate Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and the biggest of all events to show that someone special how much you love them: Valentine’s Day. Most of these are occasions when we guys wind up shelling out our hard earned money on flowers, chocolate, gifts and jewelry.

What about us? I believe that the true joy of giving does not necessarily include receiving something yourself. Of course I believe this, since I have been buying Valentine’s goodies for a long time. We think to be fair; we should have our own holiday. One that celebrates the things we Men like the most: a huge chunk of meat, and a good old fashioned blow job.

Steak & Knobber Day was introduced in 1998 as a comedy bit by San Diego Morning Disc Jockeys from the Dave, Shelly & Chainsaw Show on 101.5 KGB FM. Having been devoted fans of their show, we decided to boldly go where their legal team would not allow them to go: To help establish March 20th as the official Steak & Knobber Day.

How can you participate? The easy part is in the name. Ladies, go get your man a steak; any steak will do, that isn’t really the critical part of this celebration. Still, just like there are many varieties of flowers he can buy you for Valentine’s Day, you would prefer a dozen long stemmed red roses as opposed to a handful of daisies. Fillet Mignon is the equivalent of Red Roses. New York and Rib Eye Steaks are the Tulips, while Top Sirloin is more like a Bouquet of Carnations.

If you don’t feel secure enough with your cooking abilities, you can always take him out for a nice Steak dinner, and quickly return to finish the celebration first hand, so to speak. Remember Ladies, there is no such thing as a bad knobber. We appreciate them all equally, and just trying is a great gesture to show us how much you really care.

So get yourself a nice steak, and give your tube steak to your gal.

[Tekki]

Q101 Chic , Steak and RH day

[Conrad]

It's Steak & a BJ day, which was yesterday

[Furionstormrage]

Sounds like Sundays at my house, what up!

[Furionstormrage]

Does it count if you just buy yourself a steak and, you know?

[Ksandra]

It's Steak & a BJ day, which was yesterday

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@op: wtf is this shit?

[tyven]

he's right. we do steak and a blowjob day one month after vday 'round here. steak and a knobber day sounds fucking retarded

[Ksandra]

no I meant wtf is knobbler day, I was agreeing with skirk


[edit] I used to listen to Storm and Birdsy religiously in college, and I remember listening to when they made Steak and BJ day. They mentioned that shit constantly lol

[Deadgye]

It's Steak & a BJ day, which was yesterday

This. Good old american white day.

[Acturus]

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[Chun Liroy]

Can I get a milksteak?

[Dimmauk]

It's Steak & a BJ day, which was yesterday

I saw on FB it was on the 20th. But IMO, the 14th sounds better. How about we celebrate it on both days?

[Selamis]

Ya we've always celebrated it on March 14th out by me lol but it should be everyday.

[Eanae]

This thread is giving me nostalgia of listening to Storm and Birdsey after school (the guys who came up with this idea). Really wish the station they worked for didn't get sold out to sports radio...

[Ksandra]

This thread is giving me nostalgia of listening to Storm and Birdsey after school (the guys who came up with this idea).

ya they did some fucked up shit though back in the day.

Like all the things they did to Brain Damage.

I'll never forget one time they told BD he had to drink breast milk but they would let him drink his own if he could produce some. They did all kinds of shit to him like sticking a vacuum to his nips to try to make some, but obviously no go. They had some breast milk in a fridge from someone who works at the office but he said it smelled bad and gross, but they said he had to trink it anyways. He threw up all over the place making them puke.

women started calling in like mad saying breast milk smells sweet so if it smelt bad that means it was spoiled lol.


he also lost his virginity on the show when they hired a hooker. Played the whole thing @.@;

[Eanae]

I think one of my favorite moments was when Birdsey stole a shopping cart from a homeless man with all his belongings in it, and the guy started chasing after him and you could hear him screaming in the background. There was so much good shit on that show. Horny housewife review of pornos, the dildo bowling contest, and many many more fucked up things.

edit: I can't check the link because I'm at work but: www.fugly.com/audio/113/orgasm.html

[Penthesilea]

I've never heard of these guys, but they sound like Opie and Anthony.

[Eanae]

Very similar, but if anything, they were probably a little dirtier and more graphic since their stunts got the station in so much trouble that it wasn't uncommon for the entire station to be off air for weeks at a time along with heavy fines. The owner got fed up eventually and sold the station off.

[Bingbong]

Very similar, but if anything, they were probably a little dirtier and more graphic since their stunts got the station in so much trouble that it wasn't uncommon for the entire station to be off air for weeks at a time along with heavy fines. The owner got fed up eventually and sold the station off.

That was a sad day for Boston area radio. I miss Storm and Birdsey.