Random questionnaire of retarded replies

[Aemora]

http://tinyurl.com/3ov53m4

Questionnaire about the female pudenda. It's a piss take if anyone wants to take part!

[Ragnell]

but I pee in my toilet

[Ragnell]

the clit is ducked away under the armpits btw

Had to find that out the hard way

[Aemora]

Teehee, this all started today in a fren's house, discussing the more intricate details of trans-sexuals. My question was how to women get penises, and this girl, Jess, said it's the same way men get vaginas - everything that's on the inside, is put outside and visa versa. I made a joke saying that if that was the case, what would be the clit for a post-op "man", and she "Well, it'd be your penis but shorter. Everyone needs to pee".

Me and my friends looked at each other, "Wut?" we asked.

"Your clit is what you pee out of." This coming from a 27 yr old mother of two. So me and a friend then had to explain to this 'woman' where her bits and bobs were drawing a diagram of that thing between her legs (we hope). Boy was she embarassed. But very funny at the same time. In memory of this situation, I created the above. kek

[Titanss]

my dick hurts

[Mertron]

shut up aemo

>o

[Aemora]

Fuck that Mertron

[Mertron]

oh, ok then

[Mertron]

guess ill just go to work then

[Conrad]

People don't know basic human anatomy? Crazy.

Surprisingly a lot of women aren't really taught too much about their bodies. More than a few people I've spoken to have been convinced that the clit has any function beyond providing pleasure. Idgi

[Blarg]

In high school I knew someone who thought eating out a girl involved a spoon. This guy got laid more than I did.

[Seanr]

Teehee, this all started today in a fren's house, discussing the more intricate details of trans-sexuals. My question was how to women get penises, and this girl, Jess, said it's the same way men get vaginas - everything that's on the inside, is put outside and visa versa. I made a joke saying that if that was the case, what would be the clit for a post-op "man", and she "Well, it'd be your penis but shorter. Everyone needs to pee".

Me and my friends looked at each other, "Wut?" we asked.

"Your clit is what you pee out of." This coming from a 27 yr old mother of two. So me and a friend then had to explain to this 'woman' where her bits and bobs were drawing a diagram of that thing between her legs (we hope). Boy was she embarassed. But very funny at the same time. In memory of this situation, I created the above. kek

Some chicks don't know the individual names for all the components down there, they may hear one word and apply it to everything...

I made this girl cry a few years back because i told her to learn her fucking anatomy.

[Ivve]

I don't get it. It's like everyone tunes out during health class or something. We had penis and vagina diagrams, as well as a full description of semen production and the entire menstrual cycle. If this was the education in TN, I'm sure other motherfuckers got at least the same if not more. I can't understand why the fuck people are so hopelesslly clueless when it comes to female anatomy or the actual biological goings-on of the reproductive system.

[Alleya]

Ivve, don't be silly. Hoohoos and peters are, like, super gross. Who would pay attention to their teacher talking about grody stuff like that? I know I was busy looking at pictures of N'Sync hidden in my trapper keeper while trying really hard to hide the fact that I was stroking my navel under the desk. That's the part the baby comes from right? No, wait, that's where the white stuff comes out. I dunno, like I said. Gross. Jesus said not to think about that stuff anyway.

[Qalbert]

well there's all the private/christian schools where sex ed consists of "god says it's a nono". Then I imagine theres places that still don't teach it, whether due to parents being against it or lack of funding, or whatever.

[Colenzo]

I was paying attention in health class. I was paying attention in health class real hard.

[Ivve]

Ivve, don't be silly. Hoohoos and peters are, like, super gross. Who would pay attention to their teacher talking about grody stuff like that? I know I was busy looking at pictures of N'Sync hidden in my trapper keeper while trying really hard to hide the fact that I was stroking my navel under the desk. That's the part the baby comes from right? No, wait, that's where the white stuff comes out. I dunno, like I said. Gross. Jesus said not to think about that stuff anyway.

fucking lol'd

[Odon]

In high school I knew someone who thought eating out a girl involved a spoon. This guy got laid more than I did.

Obviously you should have took a page out of his book.

[Blarg]

Another thing I learned that would get you laid more is to be the creepy guy that all the girls comment on being creepy but once enough time passes some of them will fuck you.

[Titanss]

Another thing I learned that would get you laid more is to be the creepy guy that all the girls comment on being creepy but once enough time passes some of them will fuck you.

confused on this