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  1. 2011-05-11 15:36 #1
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    I hate having to interview/meet women

    They never fucking shake your hand right. Every single time I assume that a woman is going to be fucking courteous and at least shake my hand appropriately, but it never fucking happens. I dont expect you to crush my hand or anything but give me the common courtesy of not being a wet fish, come the fuck on.
  2. 2011-05-11 15:44 #2
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    i hate weak handshakes
  3. 2011-05-11 15:45 #3
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    They make me think less of you.
  4. 2011-05-11 15:45 #4
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    nobody wants to shake your hand, so they do it poorly
  5. 2011-05-11 15:48 #5
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    more worried how she shakes dat than how she shakes hands
  6. 2011-05-11 15:54 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    They make me think less of you.
  7. 2011-05-11 16:03 #7
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    the hand shake where you only get the fingers and none of the palm is involved?
  8. 2011-05-11 16:05 #8
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    that is a handshake for fags
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    That is one of my favorite King of the Hill episodes
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    You're crossing threads skirkle
  11. 2011-05-11 16:07 #11
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    how so
  12. 2011-05-11 16:17 #12
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  13. 2011-05-11 16:30 #13
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    I agree with Kuya. Weak handshakes make me think less of people. Same with people that won't look you in the eyes.
  14. 2011-05-11 16:43 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    the hand shake where you only get the fingers and none of the palm is involved?
    Sometimes, but today I had to meet with two women who gave me the full hand but wouldnt fucking actually shake the hand. It's like they gave me their hand expecting me to bow and kiss their hand instead.
  15. 2011-05-11 16:45 #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    damn i was coming here to post that... or this lol

    http://s3.sidereel.com/episodes/1303...red/131926.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucienne View Post
    I agree with Kuya. Weak handshakes make me think less of people. Same with people that won't look you in the eyes.
    What if you don't look people in the eyes cause you want to save them the nausea they would feel from seeing your face?
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    the best handshake you can do is to palm your ring finger and then bring that shit out in the middle of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seanr View Post
    damn i was coming here to post that... or this lol

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    I would shake your hand, though I do hope that it will not be limp
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    i like the handshake where i grab your tits instead
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    i wasnt necessarily talking to derock, but i would shake his tits too
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