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  1. #1
    I'm not safe on my island
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    the human shoulder is a piece of shit and natural selection is a faggot

    fuck dislocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation

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    Sounds like beta genetics got you down. But don't worry Kuya, you'll be back soon enough to lifting and tempting the gays and heteros.

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    kuya was jerking

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    sounds like his jerking was off

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    apparently a pat on the shoulder would not be very comforting

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    seriously though, once that thing dislocates it will keep happening because darwin didn't account for evolution giving humans injury prone joints

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Sounds like beta genetics got you down. But don't worry Kuya, you'll be back soon enough to lifting and tempting the gays and heteros.
    what the fuck is beta genetics you gay nigger from out of spam

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    Exactly what it sounds like.

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    one of my ex's dislocated her shoulder hauling a cinder block through some guy's car window way back when

    5 years later she dislocated it while sleeping, presumably pushing herself up out of bed or rolling over in some weird position, missing out on a semester of privately owned hygiene college, costing her $15,000 as they had a fixed amount of spaces and no way to recoup funds since someone can't start mid-semester

    2 years later she dislocated it again but this time the docotor showed her how to Mel Gibson Lethal Weapon 2 it back into place herself


    good luck Kuya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Exactly what it sounds like.
    it sounds like bullshit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    what the fuck is beta genetics you gay nigger from out of spam
    Love it

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    I don't see how it's difficult to understand what beta genetics means in this context.

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    okay guy I guess
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    according to wiki it means get the fuck out, faggot

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    Kuya, I too have bad shoulders, my left one has dislocated 6 or 7 times now. Enjoy dislocating it again and again now that you have. Once you dislocate it it won't ever be as strong as it once was and it will be prone to it.

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    I think that needs to be updated, was relevant the summer of '09.

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    fuck shoulders, i wish i just had 4 legs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuya View Post
    fuck dislocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaation
    fuck u gonan get hurt using my warmup

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    How did you dislocate it?

    also try out this shit:
    http://www.dieselcrew.com/how-to-shoulder-rehab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie Roary View Post
    one of my ex's dislocated her shoulder hauling a cinder block through some guy's car window way back when
    i hope this is awesome as it sounds

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    what i need is robot shoulders

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