Battle of the Century! Who will win?

***Blarg*** · 2012-04-27 04:21

Angry Rooster vs The Hulk

Which of these two fighting titans will come out on top in this battle to the death?

**Odon** · 2012-04-27 05:06

Wait

**Odon** · 2012-04-27 05:07

Wait hold on

**Odon** · 2012-04-27 05:07

Hang on a second

**Cantih** · 2012-04-27 05:55

Is it the sriracha rooster?

And it's going to be Mr. Rogers in the end.

**shepardG** · 2012-04-27 08:59

Originally Posted by Cantih

Is it the sriracha rooster?

And it's going to be Mr. Rogers in the end.

If were talking about the sauce mascot, then hulk easy. HOWEVER, in the rematch the cock takes it as hulk would eventually have to take a hulk shit and would blow out his O-ring in the process

**tyven** · 2012-04-27 10:09

Hulk easy. What is a rooster going to do besides wake up him so he can tend his farm? OR is he allowing himself to be killed so that the Hulk can no longer wake up to tend his farm on time which would destroy Hulk's farm and ruin his life and making a case for himself actually winning.

**Conrad** · 2012-04-27 10:27

where is the comic of farmer hulk, and how can I obtain it

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-04-27 10:28

I think we should ask Demos his opinion on this.

**Conrad** · 2012-04-27 10:36

is it farmer hulk or farmer bruce banner. it should be farmer hulk

**Sera** · 2012-04-27 10:39

the hulk. but i doubt hulk could take an angry swan, that would be a whole different situation

**Arvin** · 2012-04-27 12:03

hulk is better u fucking weeaboos

**Rhyis.** · 2012-04-29 04:52

**Charismatic** · 2012-04-29 07:23

The rooster will wake Goku up, ultimately this is the rooster's win.

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-30 19:04

I HAVE DEFEATED A ROOSTER!!!!! I'm not kidding. We just got back from Punta Cana Dominican Republic. Big ass rooster was in the middle of the walkway with a chicken at our resort. I was walking past, admittedly, stoned. Thing started cawing at me and following me. I tried to be the bigger man and walk away. But it kept following me. Then it actually jumped at me when I turned around. Like balls out claws in the air trying to hit me. I fucking soccer balled that son of a bitch in flip flops about ten feet. And kept walking. He was flopping around on the ground afterwards. Fuck birds. Now I need to find a goose/swan.

So in conclusion.

ME > ROOSTER

My wife was furious at me. But that could have been because I asked her to take pictures on her phone or take a video to post for BG. Her EXACT words:

"Your little Nintendo buddies are just going to have to do without."

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-30 19:05

hahahahaha

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-30 19:05

for some reason I read this thinking you were Dimmauk (sorry) and thought "oh man, Perm is gonna have a field day with this"

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-30 19:06

for some reason I read this thinking you were Dimmauk (sorry) and thought "oh man, Perm is gonna have a field day with this"

What did I miss while I was gone?

**Howie Roary** · 2012-04-30 19:11

cop thread in poop

**Brill Weave** · 2012-04-30 19:14

Oh nice lol. That thread was chaos to begin with.

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