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    Salvation Lies Within

    Listen here, I got a killer idea for a screenplay but I think I need to trademark it or some shit before I share it with you guys because one of you motherfuckers will steal it and become Hollywood royalty.

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    Give it to archie so he can laugh at you, then steal it and make millions.

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    what is it? you can tell me, I won't tell anyone

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    Is this a porno? Sounds like a bad porn title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    what is it? you can tell me, I won't tell anyone
    ok good enough. Listen, it is Armageddon (insert w/e type of end of the world, I am thinking solar flares, no one uses that shit) anyway it will revolve around 2 drug addicts (I am thinking it could be a buddy movie with guy, guy or a Bonnie and Clyde type guy, girl) and instead of them evacuating the city and making amends with family and friends it will basically be them pillaging pharmacys and robbing houses and people to stay high until their last seconds of existence.

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    That sounds like a terrible movie. Prolly has already been done too.

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    No it will be a great movie you stupid fuck. It has to be written well and have Megan Fox or Scarlett Johanson as the girl (Megan if you want box office, Scarlett if you want acting chops) and I am thinking the guy playing the new Spiderman for the guy (he looks like a up and cumer). But if it is a buddy movie I would want.. i dunno who i would want, i'll have to think about it. And it hasn't been done you motherfucker

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    hey guys I have this awesome idea for a movie, it's about 2 drug addicts stealing stuff during Armageddon. it's all my idea and no one else's

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    Didn't they make that movie with Tupac already. I'm pretty sure he caught the Aids in it.

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    No they were trying to get in the methadone clinic with no insurance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    hey guys I have this awesome idea for a movie, it's about 2 drug addicts stealing stuff during Armageddon. it's all my idea and no one else's
    it will have character arcs and shit, listen motherfucker you have been pissing me off lately and i don't think i like you

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    hrm, i saw that movie. tim roth with tupac right?

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    Honestly, that sounds awful. Michael Bay would gladly direct it.

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    I like my porno idea better about an angel going around fucking atheist to save their souls. Or maybe she only fucks those in need of salvation.

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    I remember watching that movie tripping balls.

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    And yes Mert.

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    Or maybe if you make her/him reach orgasm you get saved. Hmmm, still working through the kinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkster View Post
    Honestly, that sounds awful. Michael Bay would gladly direct it.
    Megan and Micheal Bay don't get along anymore so we have to go with another director on this one

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    Oliver Stone would be good

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    Fuck that, Uwe Boll should direct this trainwreck.

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