so I used to get sirius satellite radio for free, and I used to listen to the comedy station on there all the time, but problem is, unless you hit a button you wouldn't know which comedian it was, and I have at terribad memory.
Anyways thinking back I'd like to hear more (or at least here the skits again) from certain comedians but I don't know there names:
1. One comedian has a bit where he talks about going to a soccer game with england vs. germany and I remember him talking about the british saying a chant that went "if you won the war stand up"
1.a. I keep this as 1, because I think this is the same guy, but it was a bit about him going with some friends to see Kiss in concert and they had a black guy with them, and they saw some KKK members taking donations, so they stole on of the guy's hats.
2. guy has a bit about going to a theatre that's empty but two people, and sitting next to them, and about how if the couple moved, he'd move with them.
2.a. again not sure if same guy but I think so, he talks about going to one of those restaurants that was called York Steakhouse and about how there was one guy that made the texas toast, and how they always gave you a big ass number to wait for your steak at your table.
3. (most important one) guy talks about how he had like a Swedish ? landlord once, and there was a bit that had the landlord saying "you can fuck pussy in backyard."
Also a part where they ask the landlord if it's ok for them to have a party and the landlord said "I don't give a shit, fuck you, I buy keg".
When I think of more I want to remember I will, but for now I always laughed at those bits and sad I can't remember the names of the comedians that did them.
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