Am I crazy?

**Seanr** · 2012-06-05 10:06

Everytime I gather with friends this shit gets brought up so I need to ask... Am I really all that crazy for sticking a dagger in a girls pussy?

They say I have issues and nothing else I do now will top this occurrence.

**Sera** · 2012-06-05 10:08

I'd venture to say that you don't have nearly as many issues as the girl who allowed you to do that.

**Seanr** · 2012-06-05 10:09

in her defense, she was intoxicated, and she trusted me not to hurt her... which I didnt

**Chun Liroy** · 2012-06-05 10:10

Is this some type of ebonics that halfies don't understand or do you mean a literal dagger

**Abandon** · 2012-06-05 10:10

Sera wins this round. Both yall niggas crazy.

**Seanr** · 2012-06-05 10:16

literal dagger
like this
http://www.customknifeworx.com/images/bootknife.jpg

**Abandon** · 2012-06-05 10:18

handle first, maybe. Wait, no. Hell naw, nigga.

**Sera** · 2012-06-05 10:20

Originally Posted by Seanr

in her defense, she was intoxicated, and she trusted me not to hurt her... which I didnt

Pretty weak defense, was she unconscious? Because otherwise she's crazy and/or dumb as hell. Even if you didn't try to hurt her or had every intention of being careful, accidents happen -- why would you tempt fate by putting a knife up there? That's some weird psychologically damaged shit right there.

**Sera** · 2012-06-05 10:20

Originally Posted by Abandon

handle first, maybe. Wait, no. Hell naw, nigga.

Naw, then YOU would be holding it by the blade. Wut?

**Seanr** · 2012-06-05 10:22

Originally Posted by Abandon

handle first, maybe. Wait, no. Hell naw, nigga.

naw, i gently put the blade in about halfway or so until i felt like if i went any further i might cut her... it wasnt a sharp blade

**Sera** · 2012-06-05 10:22

I wonder what kind of charge you'd catch if she died because she sneezed/you sneezed or one of you had a seizure and it stabbed her and resulted in her death.

"I swear, officer, she asked me to put it up there."

**Qalbert** · 2012-06-05 10:25

gotta be careful dude, that thing's an instakill

**Abandon** · 2012-06-05 10:25

this is hilarious.

**Sera** · 2012-06-05 10:27

IRL Fatality. Someone should send this idea in to Midway/WB. Sheeva needs to die this way.

**Qalbert** · 2012-06-05 10:28

seanr have you ever seen Se7en

**Qalbert** · 2012-06-05 10:28

I'm guessing not.

**Seanr** · 2012-06-05 10:30

Originally Posted by Sera

I wonder what kind of charge you'd catch if she died because she sneezed/you sneezed or one of you had a seizure and it stabbed her and resulted in her death.

"I swear, officer, she asked me to put it up there."

yea, i've told that many a time, havent stuck a knife in her again though since the first time. she doesnt even remember me doing it.