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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Tomorrow I either am successful or a complete and utter failure at the game of life to this point

    Ok, so I was interviewing for 2 positions, one with my company (safety bet) and the one at the competition. My boss at my current company called me tonight and said they passed on me for the current company position. I talked to my future boss and the position I am going for there is a lot of resistance as I have only been in the current industry for about 2 years.

    If I land this position tomorrow my salary package + bonuses + stock options literally double. I will be in an entirely new class of profession and income.

    If I fail I am going to get fired by my current company within a week.


    Let the fucking games begin.

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    If I screw up again Im gone forever.
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    GL Broheim.

    Also, I thought you locked up the promotion like a couple weeks ago or did you fuck up because you overslept in vegas?

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    How many dicks will you suck to make this happen?

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chun Liroy View Post
    GL Broheim.

    Also, I thought you locked up the promotion like a couple weeks ago or did you fuck up because you overslept in vegas?
    That's the one that got refused today. I didn't fuck it up but it got fucked up anyways, lol

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charismatic View Post
    How many dicks will you suck to make this happen?
    none, also, get over tupac.

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    start your own shop

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    thats what everyone in my industry does when things go wrong

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    This industry is stagnating to say the least. Not profitable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    none
    Better pray.

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    Conformity and Leroy broing it up? You're looking really unfamiliar right now, pimpin.

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    why would they fire you

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    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blarg View Post
    why would they fire you
    Beware the ides of flossin season.

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    google translate doesn't work on that

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Just trust me on this one

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    this might be common knowledge, but the more money you get the better life you get and you can spray bad bitches with the top shelf liquor 24/7. take the better job fuck anyone who doesnt want you imo

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    Losing one's livelihood is never a good thing. Despite how terrible a person I think you are, I hope that doesn't happen.

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    2k for handjobs is a deal yo
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    Thanks Ryko, even though you used to be quite the asshole last I posted here. How quickly one forgets their own assholiness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arvin View Post
    this might be common knowledge, but the more money you get the better life you get and you can spray bad bitches with the top shelf liquor 24/7. take the better job fuck anyone who doesnt want you imo
    Da fuck lol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conformity View Post
    Thanks Ryko, even though you used to be quite the asshole last I posted here. How quickly one forgets their own assholiness
    honestly he's not an asshole, he's just extremely honest and doesn't sugarcoat anything.

    I don't exactly care for you either but feel the same way he does. good luck man

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