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Super rapid organization/escalation, making landfall today. This is going to be bad.A potentially catastrophic landfall is expected Friday evening as a very powerful and dangerous Hurricane Patricia moves towards Mexico's Pacific coast. Hurricane Patricia became the most powerful tropical cyclone ever measured in the Western Hemisphere on Friday morning as its maximum sustained winds reached an unprecedented 200 mph (320 kph).
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Watches and warnings remain in effect for parts of Mexico's Pacific coast:
A hurricane warning includes the Pacific coast of Mexico from San Blas to Punta San Telmo. This warning includes the major coastal resort cities of Puerto Vallarta and Manzanillo.
A hurricane watch is in effect east of Punta San Telmo to Lazaro Cardenas.
A tropical storm warning is also in effect from east of Punta San Telmo to Lazaro Cardenas, as well as north of San Blas to El Roblito.
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Patricia rapidly organized and intensified from Wednesday night through early Friday. Maximum sustained winds with the storm increased 115 mph in a 24-hour window from 85 mph at 4 a.m. CDT Thursday to 200 mph at 4 a.m. CDT Friday.
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2015-10-23 12:28 #1I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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Hurricane Patricia is about to fuck Mexico up
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2015-10-23 12:46 #3The Fucking Voice of Actually
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El Nino, ain't nothing to ignore.
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2015-10-23 15:34 #4Black Belt
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Why would you post this in the poopdeck, Archie? You sick fuck. All we need is another thread with commentary of death and destruction, huh.
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2015-10-23 16:51 #5Banned.
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people in mexico don't seem too concerned about it
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2015-10-24 14:06 #6Weaboo of the House of Weave
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Passed through. Very little damage and no deaths.
Virtually unscathed, stunning considering it was, you know, the strongest fucking storm ever recorded.
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2015-10-24 14:10 #7A. Body
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Texas up next. Not as resilient as their Mexican neighbors, as has been seen by recent storms. This should be interesting. Queue Stormageddon, Patriciageddon.
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2015-10-26 15:13 #8TIME OUT MOTHERFUCKER
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What you don't know, is that the hurricane is actually Patricia Hernandez of Gawker fame, and that she would never hurt non-cis-white-males.
Texas is fucked.
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2015-10-26 15:16 #9BG Medical's Student of Medicine
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Even if Texas is hit by the Hurricane, they'll just rewrite history to say that the Hurricane was an immigrant invited to stay in Texas and that's why there's a wall across the Rio Grande.
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2015-10-26 15:21 #10Brown Recluse
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Turns out Rick Perry wrangled the hurricane and rode it back to Mexico. At least that is what the news said
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