2024 NFL Week 10 Thread: Preseason Election Polling Results

[Mertron]

let’s see how the early returns look after election night

MVP - burrow (it should be mahomes tho) wrong, but never give up
Offensive Player of the Year - cmc hoo boy
Defensive Player of the Year - parsons hoo boy
Offensive Rookie of the Year - worthy hoo boy
Defensive Rookie of the Year - latu hoo boy
Comeback Player of the Year - rodgers not dead yet imo
Coach of the Year - saleh HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY

Division winners:
AFC East - jets hoo boy
AFC North - bengals hoo boy?
AFC South - jags hoo boy
AFC West - chiefs i am very smart
Wildcard teams: ravens bills dolphins whatever

NFC East - eagles alright
NFC North - packers never give up
NFC South - falcons now we’re getting somewhere
NFC West - 9ers fine
Wildcard teams: cowboys lions cardinals not the worst

AFC Championship: chiefs over jets

NFC Championship: eagles over 9ers

Superbowl champion: revenge stay on target

first coach fired: daboll soon

[Mertron]

who had a rougher week with their predictions: me or that lady from iowa whose name i already forgot

hard to say

[kuronosan]

Oof. Glad this was the thread title.

MVP - Could see Stroud maybe Jayden Daniels plz
Offensive Player of the Year - AR St. Brown Jesus no
Defensive Player of the Year - Aiden Hutchinson Man fuck this season
Offensive Rookie of the Year - Caleb Williams hahaha
Defensive Rookie of the Year - Cole BishopNewp
Comeback Player of the Year - Josh Allen Baker Mayfield?
Coach of the Year - *maybe* Campbell if he gets his shit together Could see it still if they make the Bowl

Division winners:
AFC East - Dolphins Bills lol
AFC North - Ravens
AFC South - Texans
AFC West - Chiefs
Wildcard teams: Bengals, Bills, Steelers OR Raiders

NFC East - Cowboys Ouch
NFC North - Lions
NFC South - Tampa
NFC West - San Francisco
Wildcard teams: Eagles OR Rams, Green Bay, Bears Or the Commies, who likely make the playoffs lol
AFC Championship: Chiefs v. Bengals Bengals ain't making it lol

NFC Championship: Detroit v. San Francisco lol maybe

Superbowl champion: Chiefs over Detroit Looking good so far

[Cail]

idk if i ever made predictions and have given up looking after 2 minutes

[Rhyis.]

MVP - Patrick Mahomes - if mahomes gets it because the chiefs go undefeated the nfl is retarded
Offensive Player of the Year - Breece Hall - lol
Defensive Player of the Year - Micah Parsons - my boy got fucked up
Offensive Rookie of the Year - Caleb Williams - lol
Defensive Rookie of the Year - Jared Verse - who should be here? i have no idea
Comeback Player of the Year - Aaron Rodgers - lol
Coach of the Year - Dan Campbell - correct

Division winners:
AFC East - Jets (3) - lol
AFC North - Bengals (2) - no
AFC South - Jags (4) - lol
AFC West - Chiefs (1) - obviously
Wildcard teams: Ravens (5) too low, Dolphins (6) lol, Bills (7) too low

NFC East - Eagles (2) - maybe
NFC North - Lions (1) - obviously
NFC South - Falcons (4) - correct
NFC West - Rams (3) - lol
Wildcard teams: Niners (5) maybe, Packers (6) correct, Cowboys (7) lol

AFC Championship: Bengals @ Chiefs - probably not
NFC Championship: Niners @ Lions - maybe

Superbowl champion: Bengals over Niners - chefs lions is the only superb owl

[Melena]

MVP - Big Cock Brock ehhhhh
Offensive Player of the Year - CMC OOOF
Defensive Player of the Year - Micah Parsons ehhhh
Offensive Rookie of the Year - Caleb WilliamsOOOF
Defensive Rookie of the Year - Jared Verse ehhhh
Comeback Player of the Year - Aaron Rodgers maybe
Coach of the Year - Jim Harbaugh maybe

Division winners:
AFC East - Bills (4) easy money
AFC North - Cincinnati(3) meh
AFC South - Texans(2) someone has to win it
AFC West - Chiefs (1) easy money
Wildcard teams: Ravens (5), Dolphins (6), Browns (7) yeah no

NFC East - Commies (4) I fucking told you all
NFC North - Lions (2) This feels so weird to be right on
NFC South - Bucks (3) ehhhh
NFC West - Niners (1) still in play
Wildcard teams: Eagles (5), Packers (6), Cowboys (7) not happening Dallas

AFC Championship: Texans @ Chiefs
NFC Championship: Niners @ Lions

Superbowl champion: Niners over Chiefs

[Weltall]

MVP - Mahomes: They added a lot of fast/deep weapons and should equate to good stats for him Yikes and Xavier Worthy is ass
Offensive Player of the Year - Tyreek Hill: CMC is going to hit the injury bug again Well I was dead on about half of this
Defensive Player of the Year - Parsons: His effort is going to be 100% going for the biggest contract Yikes
Offensive Rookie of the Year - Caleb Williams: Someone far more deserving, probably MHjr, will lose out to the QB position Ain't no way, he sucks
Defensive Rookie of the Year - Latu Looks like he is currently top 3 in odds, yay
Comeback Player of the Year - Rodgers: He has no competition, if he avoids injury Cousins counts apparently, so nope
Coach of the Year - Andy Reid: It may be his last season, health sooner than later isn't going to give him the option. I think he bags it, go me

Division winners:
AFC East - Dolphins RIP
AFC North - Ravens Likely, go me
AFC South - Texans Yep, go me
AFC West - Chiefs Yep, go me
Wildcard teams: Bengals / Jets / TITANS TITANS was a meme, I guess someone has to fill these spots...so still alive

NFC East - Eagles Yep, go me
NFC North - Packers: Lions schedule is really difficult Doubtful
NFC South - Falcons Yep, go me
NFC West - 49ers Yep, go me - don't care what current record is
Wildcard teams: Cowboys / Lions / Bucs Could get 2/3

AFC Championship: Chiefs defeat Bengals Chiefs are probably cooking the Ravens, again

NFC Championship: 49ers defeat Cowboys RIP

Superbowl champion: 49ers Eagles probably rat their way into the Bowl and lose to the Chiefs

Drafting 1st in 2025: Patriots Currently drafting 1st, go me

Coaches fired at end of season: Daboll / Sirinanni / Pederson / McDermott / Saleh (unless Rodgers comes back and demands they keep him) All of these guys are probably gone, other than McDermott. One is gone already. Sirianni has to make the Superbowl and he is god damned awful.
Coach fired mid-season: Dennis Allen Damn I'm good

[Cail]

i feel like i picked Daniels RotY but because I picked him in fantasy...i legit dont know if i made a picks post

[kuronosan]

Go cats! Or Ravens. Or whoever.

[kuronosan]

Bad challenge lol

[Rhyis.]

bailed out

[kuronosan]

Not every day you see a team waste two time outs in the first five minutes before the refs treat your opponent to a free drive.

[Rhyis.]

cinci has gone for it on 4th and short twice and both times they didn't run on 3rd. shit drives me insane

[Krandor]

It looks like Monken stuck an exploded pen up his nose.

[kuronosan]

Why they keep abandoning the run is baffling

Way to go Bengals with that fumble lol

[Krandor]

Tucker might be cooked. Can't make anything over 50 and just missed the xp

[chazzyphizzle]

keep going jamar, get me 50 points

[Tyche]

MVP race is over.

[6souls]

[Weltall]

Thats got to be called.