JP to English translation thread

[Balduran]

If you ever come across something written in Japanese, and would like to understand what it means, post it here, and hopefully someone will get it translated for you thanks.

I'll start,

ノートリアスモンスター何でもくれませんか？

I would like to understand what that sentence is saying, thanks.

[Milks]

can i have any notorius monster

おっぱいがいっぱい

[Balduran]

Thanks :D

[Heian]

かもしれない私触れるあなたの具象に搾り出すか。

Milks may I touch your avatar?

Bablefish'd, I have no clue what the hell it is.....

[wop]

can i have any notorius monster

おっぱいがいっぱい

Breast fullest capacity?

[anoush]

いいえ　Milksさん　”らぺ”＠子供
Lol how do you say rape in 日本語

[divisortheory]

いいえ　Milksさん　”らぺ”＠子供
Lol how do you say rape in 日本語

hopefully nobody answers that.

Breast fullest capacity?

That sounds like machine translation. It either means "those breasts are huge" or "those breasts are full (of milk)". Meaning is ambiguous unless there's more context. Most likely the first, but then again Japanese have some fucked up animes, so it could be the second.

[Sidd]

いいえ　Milksさん　”らぺ”＠子供
Lol how do you say rape in 日本語

hopefully nobody answers that.

Breast fullest capacity?

That sounds like machine translation. It either means "those breasts are huge" or "those breasts are full (of milk)". Meaning is ambiguous unless there's more context. Most likely the first, but then again Japanese have some fucked up animes, so it could be the second.

'YOUR BREASTS ARE FULL OF MILK! LACTATE ON MY HARD DICK WHILE I JERK OFF TO A TENTACLE RAPING YOU'

[BlingBlingTigga]

i laughed Sidney.

[Correction]

there are no words in native Japanese for 'rape' as far as I can tell. They borrow the english and use a phonetic equivalent. Same for 'sexual harrassment.' Go go male-dominated society.

[pii]

what does this mean?
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1636/huh6nd.jpg

[Kiro]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/2674/sig9ht.jpg

NIPPLES!

[pii]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/2674/sig9ht.jpg

NIPPLES!

Subject: A warning from the moderation staff (Pornography)
Sender: 6souls
Recipient: Pii
Date: 2006-02-01 18:45
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You have a new warning from the moderation staff, please behave nicely, too many warnings could trigger a ban !
Reason was : Your sig has been removed due to hentai. Pornography is not allowed in any way, shape, or form on this site.
(Normal warning)

</3 Killingifrit.com

[Zigma]

http://img312.imageshack.us/img312/2674/sig9ht.jpg

NIPPLES!

Subject: A warning from the moderation staff (Pornography)
Sender: 6souls
Recipient: Pii
Date: 2006-02-01 18:45
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You have a new warning from the moderation staff, please behave nicely, too many warnings could trigger a ban !
Reason was : Your sig has been removed due to hentai. Pornography is not allowed in any way, shape, or form on this site.
(Normal warning)

</3 Killingifrit.com

That goes for here as well, remove it or have it removed and trust me, we're not as nice as killingifrit.

[divisortheory]

what does this mean?
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1636/huh6nd.jpg

"Awesome equipment...w"

[Geostigma]

How is that hentai. I wouldn't even consider that soft porn let along hentai especially since you can just go to the BG drama board and click the link to setsuko's naked mithra pic or any other of the hundreds of porn links that are posted here and there inside the forums.

[Sekkite]

People do read these boards at work/school.