Your shortest exp party ever (or other funny party chat)

[Immortaldonut]

so i logged on this morning, firmly intent on getting the last 2400 exp i needed to use my Wizard's Gloves. This is what i saw in my party when i joined (party was level 52-54 range).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...e/img_0070.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...e/img_0071.png

post your bad experiences with noob parties!

[Aelfinn]

/join
Party: hi
bla..
bla..
Party: still need a rdm
..
.
.
..
.
Party: All Right!, got rdm
Me: yay, who?
Party: Madawc
Me: lol
Aelfinn starts casting Warp on Aelfinn
*drops pt*

[BRP]

"Robber Crab have a higher attack modifier then all other mobs"

"Why did u left?"

[Daahan]

Somedude>> Hello, party?
Daahan>> ok

*accepts invite in to the party*

<Daahan> Hello! where are we camping?
<Somedude> hmmm, lets go to Bibiki Bay

*Daahan disbands from party*

(my life story)

[Faranim]

I just posted something like this on my LJ!

LFG on WHM75, listing my jobs in comment (BRD75, DRK75, lolSMN75).

I get an invite and the PT already has: WAR MNK MNK RDM

Soo... I change to BRD, because WHM + RDM in a merit PT is dumb. And then the party wants me to change back to WHM because "RDM isn't a healer" and they want me as WHM over BRD.

/pcmd leave

[Drinhkinn]

My record to date was 5 seconds in a pt.

Got invited, got in, sees Rondstadt, leaves.

[Ryko]

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/9389/gtforc4.jpg


which resulted in

http://www.thoseguys.us/forums/userpix/51_Cruelty_1.jpg

There's a ton of stuff involving him in my picture folder but meh.

Gunblade also happened to get his own topic dedicated to him on the KI monk forums because of this.

http://www.thoseguys.us/forums/userpix/51_lmfao_1.jpg

EXPing on my BLM mule Tarutarded

http://www.thoseguys.us/forums/userp...itbegins_1.jpg

-5 seconds.

[Insanecyclone]

That gunblade shout was in port jeuno wasn't it? I think i remember it lol

[Ryko]

Some other gunblade shit was in jeuno but the ayn stuff was in bibiki XD

[Elesirdur]

Finally leveling up my Ninja sub and joined a 17-19 pt in Valkrum. I check the pt list and find it's 6 melee, not even a RDM, BLU, COR, BRD nothing. I ask if there's a PL, leader replies that we'll just kill Gobs (which all check EM-T).

Party->Disband Party->Seek Party

Goddamn I hate leveling this job.

[Xanthu]

Gunblade also happened to get his own topic dedicated to him on the KI monk forums because of this.

http://www.thoseguys.us/forums/userpix/51_lmfao_1.jpg

This isn't Asura is it? I have an Ayn in my LS(on Asura), but she's not nearly as vocal as that...

[Ryko]

No, definitely fairy.

[Xanthu]

Silly people giving my LSmates a bad name .\/.

[Lordwafik]

I joined a party a few months ago on my RDM, a friend from my ex LS invited me. He's like one of the only 3 I speak to from that LS since a bunch of them backstabbed me.

Anyway, I look at party formation, 2 of the biggest backstabbers were in that party, I disbanded and told him never to invite me if he's inviting his LS too

[Ryko]

Silly people giving my LSmates a bad name .\/.

Dude fuck that, ayn's the man.

[Wulf]

No screenshots, but I _may_ be considered an asshole for this.

On Ramuh, theres a dude named Swiftfoxx. He uses the generic Battle.net grammar, leet speak and what-not, and he just so happened to be in my party.

I'm on my 45NIN, as is he. He is using level 26 katanas, and level 18 gi armor. I get the bard to pass me leader.

Just to point out how dumb this guy is, he 'pulls' worms in Altepa Desert. PULLS. WORMS. Did I mention it was with Doton: Ichi? At level 45? For zero damage. MULTIPLE TIMES.

We get an Antican add, so I tell him to get it off of us. He vokes it, I kick him from the party. Not much later, he dies to the ant solo. He then starts cussing at me, and I call a GM on him. He was jailed about ten minutes later.

[Xanthu]

Silly people giving my LSmates a bad name .\/.

Dude fuck that, ayn's the man.

You take that back, Ayn's a woman damnit!

No srsly >.>

[Ddz]

I got a PT invite on my 47THF today:

/join
>check PT list: All rank1 and a whm45/blm01 with names like Rhohlajknlankg etc etc

I didn't make it far enough to see the linkshell-less bodies

/pcmd leave

[Akiyama]

Ryko, I just have to say. I love the request you made of the GM about the Dragoon job. >.>

Other than that, I get a lot of mind-rotting parties on my Ninja which I'm trying to finish to 37 as well. (It's only 23 T_T) Oh well. To Qufim!

[Immortaldonut]

No screenshots, but I _may_ be considered an asshole for this.

On Ramuh, theres a dude named Swiftfoxx. He uses the generic Battle.net grammar, leet speak and what-not, and he just so happened to be in my party.

I'm on my 45NIN, as is he. He is using level 26 katanas, and level 18 gi armor. I get the bard to pass me leader.

Just to point out how dumb this guy is, he 'pulls' worms in Altepa Desert. PULLS. WORMS. Did I mention it was with Doton: Ichi? At level 45? For zero damage. MULTIPLE TIMES.

We get an Antican add, so I tell him to get it off of us. He vokes it, I kick him from the party. Not much later, he dies to the ant solo. He then starts cussing at me, and I call a GM on him. He was jailed about ten minutes later.

you can never be too harsh with complete noobs. MPKing them is just bonus points! :D