Boredimus Maximus

[Daahan]

So all of my friends are up at Western Michigan University this weekend partying up while I'm stuck here writing endless term papers and now I am bored out of my freaking mind.

I need entertainment.

I need jokes, riddles, puzzles, anything.

KEEP ME ENTERTAINED BG FORUMS

[BRP]

If you are reading jokes, how will you write your term papers?

[Daahan]

If you are reading jokes, how will you write your term papers?

Because I'm done with my writing for the day and I usually go out Saturday nights but I can't because of my reason above.

damn you debbie downer

[Epical]

http://www.youtube.com

[GraveRobberX]

maybe he's writing a term paper on jokes and how all that shit got started

Clue Daahan:

A Rabi, Priest, Imam walked into a Bar.................

[BRP]

lawl ;o

go on newgrounds and play a game or five.

[Daahan]

maybe he's writing a term paper on jokes and how all that shit got started

Clue Daahan:

A Rabi, Priest, Imam walked into a Bar.................

go go finish the joke

[Malaquist]

Anything!?

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/

[Rocl]

DONT YOU HAVE WORK TO DO FOR YIN?

[Daahan]

Why actually I have two works I'm writing but I SAID I'M DONE WRITING FOR THE DAMN DAY

I JUST WROTE A 22 PAGE PAPER ON MACHIAVELLI'S RELATIONSHIP TO HANNIBAL.

OH GOD MY BRAIN NO MORE NO MORE

[Slapper]

What do you call a turtle with a boner?



A SLOWPOKE!

[Siegtaru]

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?











Nothing, she already got told twice!

[zakhiel]

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes?











Nothing, she already got told twice!

I hate myself for loving this joke

[Siegtaru]

<3 Female abuse jokes... xP

Oh here's another!


What do you do when your dish washer isn't working?











Kick her harder!

[Avvesione]

I guess we could use more....

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain between the bedroom and the kitchen!

[Perfect Night]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


My mom had these saved in a text file. >___>;

[Unklemonkey]

Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Those three are freaking hilarious, especially the third one, I can't stop laughing

[Shuemue]

Anything!?

http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/

THAT IS AWESOME.

Bungee Bear is a fucking winner.

[Charla]

http://www.bash.org

[Ramor]

http://www.bash.org

ROFL @ #1:

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS