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    Zalius needs yar help =(

    Alright, so basically, i have to watch 3 kids on thursday of this week from 4:30-the next day at about 6 am. Problem being, i have NO IDEA what to do to keep them from being too annoying, theyre pretty good kids though but ive never had to watch kids =/

    2 are 8 (twins, i can tell them apart ; and 1 is 9, all boys. I dont know if theres like any good owner movies (i like disney shit too anyways), recommendations from all you old people is appreciated

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    Wii or PS2 + fighting games = babysitter
    Matchbox cars
    Some stupid movie will occupy 2 hours. Pick one..."cars" might be good.
    Put them to bed at like 8 or 9. Make em go to sleep too.

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    Just don't let them play hungry hungry hippos.

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    8-9 year old boys might not be very into Disney Movies, but it's worth a shot. I have a 6 year old that simply loves The Nightmare Before Christmas. Best bet would be to ask them? See what movies they like or whatever, and if all else fails..video games.

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    rent a 4 player video game, then plug them in, and your problems are solved.

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    Marvel Ultimate Alliance is dumb fun, they may like that.

    4 player same screen action is for the win.

    Games like Gauntlet and stuff those are fun.

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    My wifey does a daycare, has a bachelors in childhood education, she has fucking kids over all the time. She volunteers to babysit on holidays so parents can go out. (I had to fucking stay in for new year's eve this year). Anytime she has boys over, they usually bring their own shit to play with, but we do have a huge toy room in our house. The boys always break out the hot wheels. Anytime they bring videogames, i'll usually play them and pwn em in the face. Nothing funner than kicking a 10 year olds ass in DBZ budokai.

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    i suggest tranquilizer or vodka OJ

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    i was thinking about that, but i dont want those fuckers touching my wiimotes, theyre 8

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    n64 + san fransisco rush = win

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    Don't heat up any butter and you save some N64 games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    i was thinking about that, but i dont want those fuckers touching my wiimotes, theyre 8
    Actually, theres no reason to worry.
    Nintendo has been very good with having virtually unbreakable items. Shit, Ive thrown my wiimote so many times its not even funny. Worst thing thats happened is batteries popping out.

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    There are two ways to go about this

    1) Nyquil. Nuff' said.

    2) Lots and lots of chocolate. What you'll want to do here is feed them so much sugar that they'll experience such a potent sugar high that they'll burn out right away and make for easy handling. Make sure to wipe off their hands and mouths before you put them in bed though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricen
    Don't heat up any butter and you save some N64 games.
    Flawless victory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falconblade
    Quote Originally Posted by Zalius
    i was thinking about that, but i dont want those fuckers touching my wiimotes, theyre 8
    Actually, theres no reason to worry.
    Nintendo has been very good with having virtually unbreakable items. Shit, Ive thrown my wiimote so many times its not even funny. Worst thing thats happened is batteries popping out.
    i dont care about that, theyre 8, i remember wtf i did when i was 8

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    It is a more overwhelming experience for them than it is for you.. though they are a little older so it isn't that bad.

    Don't be afraid to set rules, structure, and boundaries for them. Even though they are not your kids it is your house and they need to know what is expected from them when they are in your care. It makes for a more pleasant experience for everyone involved, more them than you realize.

    I'd suggest starting somewhere outdoors if the weather is nice. The best way to find out what to do is to ask the parents and when they get there ask them All kids are different and not all of them will be interested in the same thing.

    Don't feed them sweets and stuff that will get them all wound up or it will suck when bed time comes around.

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    Wii + Super Monkey Ball.

    Nuff said.

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    Orgy?

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    Kick their asses in smash brothers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theo
    Kick their asses in smash brothers.
    More like they kick your ass. Them kids got natural skillz nowadays. I got my ass handed to me in Smash Brothers by a couple of 10 YO's a few months ago. Doesn't help that they team up against the grownup.

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