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    Airline Employee Ejaculates on Passenger

    Off-Duty NWA Worker Charged With Assault On Flight

    Heather Brown

    (WCCO) Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

    The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.

    It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college.

    Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.

    The woman told the flight attendants about the incident. They moved her to another seat and called police from the air. The crew also moved the man to a seat near the front of the plane until the end of the flight.

    Northwest Airlines Corp. said the flight crew asked that police meet the flight from Seattle when it arrived early Monday in Minneapolis, and that's where officers arrested Gonzalez.

    The victim told her boyfriend she was told Gonzalez is a Northwest employee.

    "I know she was really upset, just kind of confused about what's going on, what's happening," said the victim's boyfriend, Mark, who asked to be identified only by his first name.

    Northwest said that Gonzalez was an equipment service worker, a category that includes baggage handlers, but said he was not working at the time.

    They released a statement that said, “The NWA employee has been suspended pending a review of the incident. Northwest is cooperating fully with law enforcement authorities on this matter."

    The FBI said Gonzalez was detained after his initial appearance in federal court on Monday. He could face up to six months in jail.
    That man is god. 8)

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    hahahahaha spoooooooooooooon

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    Sexual assault makes you a god these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuemue
    Sexual assault makes you a god these days?
    thats what I was wondering, someone wasnt raised right.

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    It is a funny story though.

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    .........what!

    The?

    ......Huh? How the hell? When did he......either everyone in the plane is 'really' oblivious or that may be the worst case of premature I've ever heard of.

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    I'm infuriated by it being a sexual crime. But somehow I'm more infuriated by it being a Latino on top of it all. Those are the ones who give us a bad name.

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    THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU THOU
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    Before he came, did he shout "Straight outta Compton!"?

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    that guy sees too much jp pr0n

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasitha
    I'm infuriated by it being a sexual crime. But somehow I'm more infuriated by it being a Latino on top of it all. Those are the ones who give us a bad name.
    DAAHAN AND ROCL WRU

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    epic skeet maneuver

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Blackrose
    Before he came, did he shout "Straight outta Compton!"?
    Or maybe he yelled "Pow right in the kisser!"

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    that guy must have been really quick, or the girl was really slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasitha
    I'm infuriated by it being a sexual crime. But somehow I'm more infuriated by it being a Latino on top of it all. Those are the ones who give us a bad name.
    IF he was named Tyrone or Steve, it would still be the same damn thing. You make it sound like there is a bunch of self depreciating Hispanic people dedicated to jizzing on people on planes.

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    hahahahaha

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    how did nobody else on the plane but her notice this? Seriously, especially on a domestic flight, the plane isn't exactly large, and the people parallel to her must have seen something.

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    a) Epical you're still on vent
    b) First thing I thought was "Wow that guy is fucked up" not "Wow that guy's hispanic"
    c) This is digusting
    d) I'll still fly coach

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    Stalkmore has a cool sig

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    Re: Airline Employee Ejaculates on Passenger

    It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis.

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    That is so horrible and wrong.. yet so right at the same time.

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