Woman loses finger tip in Tampa meat market brawl.

[Azalee]

Link to article

http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/a...col_30067c.jpg

Arms flailed. Punches landed. Wimbush says she reached toward Bumper's face — and felt a crunch.

"When I looked at my hand," she said. "I saw she had bitten my finger off. And my finger was on the ground in front of me."

It was detached just above a pink French tip fingernail that had been scheduled for a manicure that afternoon.

People screamed, and the staff behind the meat deli separated the fighters.

Seriously... If I were to get in a fight, my first instinct would NOT be to go for someone's finger...

[Moosey]

Heard about this last week.

Who the fuck does that? Seriously? lol...

[Fhqwghads]

On the plus side, she should be able to get a discount for that manicure now.

[Headspace]

I love how the article even mentions the manicure.

Useless shit I don't need to know.

[Correction]

Florida, ladies and gentlemen!

The picture makes her look almost pleased with herself.

[Khamsin]

Lots of extras in this article.

chicken wings

Bumpers bumped Wimbush

In 1996, she said she fought another woman at her sister-in-law's house. The woman bit off the tip of Wimbush's right middle finger.

It was the finger Wimbush, 39, hoped a man would someday put a ring on for the first time.

"Why my finger?" she asked Wednesday, her left hand wrapped in pink bandages and her finger in a splint. "I don't know who's going to put a ring on a nub."

[Wimbush] works in day care

[Wimbush]'s been in some fights. She was arrested 30 times and served prison time for charges including robbery and grand theft, state records show.

[In Bumpers' mugshot, she] showed her teeth as she smiled.

[Azalee]

You forgot the part about her last job flipping hamburgers!

Even though there are a lot of extras, the point still stands.

WHY WOULD YOU BITE OFF SOMEONE'S FINGER!?

[Headspace]

With her being black, probably assumed it tasted like chicken

[Ohemgee]

That's where I'm moving to!

[Azalee]

That's where I'm moving to!

Watch your fingers!

[Khamsin]

You forgot the part about her last job flipping hamburgers!

Sorry, I was more caught up with the fact that she works at a day care, while serving prior jail time for robbery and grand theft, among other things.

Reminds me of this website I found for King County that listed medical licenses that were revoked, the reason, and when they'd get it back. Some were because the doctor smuggled drugs for personal use and things like that, but there was also a pediatric nurse who lost her license for child abuse, but is eligible to get it back in a couple years. Then another who lost her license for drive-by shooting, and was eligible to get her license back in 7 months.

[Azalee]

Sorry, I was more caught up with the fact that she works at a day care, while serving prior jail time for robbery and grand theft, among other things.

Reminds me of this website I found for King County that listed medical licenses that were revoked, the reason, and when they'd get it back. Some were because the doctor smuggled drugs for personal use and things like that, but there was also a pediatric nurse who lost her license for child abuse, but is eligible to get it back in a couple years. Then another who lost her license for drive-by shooting, and was eligible to get her license back in 7 months.

King County is fucked though, this is old news.

[Khamsin]

King County is fucked though, this is old news.

The state of King County's hospitals isn't nearly as bad as that of King's County, though.

[Metah]

Oh no, she's had a taste for human blood! Everyone, run!!

[Mizango]

So many jokes to be made. lol @ Chicken wings and Manicures, nothing more needs to be said.

[Byrd]

Oh, that kind of meat market. The actual kind that sells meat, not the kind you usually expect to see fights at. Took me 2/3 of the article to figure that out.

[Azalee]

Haha. Yeah, they actually sell meat...

It does seem like a funny place for a fight to take place.

[Khamsin]

At least the finger didn't go flying. I'd have been slightly disturbed if they couldn't find it among the meat carts.

[Azalee]

At least the finger didn't go flying. I'd have been slightly disturbed if they couldn't find it among the meat carts.

Mmm, let's grill up this delicious steak!

OH DEAR GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

fingerinchiliamirite?

[Mizango]

Haha. Yeah, they actually sell meat...

It does seem like a funny place for a fight to take place.

Niggas will throw the fuck down, anytime, anywhere.


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