Bags under eyes

[Davricle]

Okay, so after working at starbucks and waking up at 3:30 AM for well over a year, I have developed some rather unattractive bags under my eyes. I haven't worked there for 4 months now and my sleeping patterns have improved, but the bags remain.

My question to you loyal BG readers, is how the hell do I get them off my face.

[Howard Roark]

i've stopped caring about mine, call 'em gamer eyes call it the zombie look, i dunno

just tell people you're french (unless the term 'freedom fries' has any non-satyrical meaning to you, then of course don't)

[Sythe]

burts bees crap, cucumbers, tea bags (heh heh), girly cream, girly creams disguised as nivea for men creams, etc

[Howard Roark]

burts bees crap, cucumbers, tea bags (heh heh), girly cream, girly creams disguised as nivea for men creams, etc

the 'heh heh' was le mot juste haha

i LOL'd

[Churchill]

quit ffxi faggot. they'll go away.

also stop sucking cock.

Then try a multi-vitamin, drinking lots of water, getting some sleep, and I use facial rejuve cream/wash/scrub etc, also hot sauce kind of works for a quick fix.

Visine or Prep-H with HCl work too for quick fix.

also youre a faggot.

[Howard Roark]

i've stopped caring about mine, call 'em gamer eyes call it the zombie look, i dunno

just tell people you're french (unless the term 'freedom fries' has any non-satyrical meaning to you, then of course don't)

bolded since i'm not sure where the fgt came from, and the OP never mentioned ffxi..

[Churchill]

Couldn't be we know each other.

[Maguspk]

I read they are usually hereditary, or was that dark circles under the eyes. either way sleeping with your head elevated to prevent fluid buildup in the area and plenty of rest with maybe a heat compress before bed should help.

[Churchill]

They are hereditary in that they show more often in people that are anemic or that have large blood vessels etc.

Everyone can get them though since it's a build up/lack of iron. All the PrepH/Hotsauce/whatever is doing is making those blood vessels smaller.

[Howard Roark]

Couldn't be we know each other.

that was my other guess but I forgot it while typing, must have ruled it out since he blamed it on starbucks

@magus: yeah im pretty screwed since my mom's got french blood (they actually have a word for dark circles in french since it's so common "ceirnes" I believe) and 4+ years of sleep deprivation/ffxi/same thing

[ChooChooTrain]

Haha, I work closing shift 8O.
But I still have bags under my eyes. ):

[Sythe]

lol i just learned some french Thanks Howard!
from the urban dictionary
1. le mot juste

a French (read: pretentious) expression meaning "the right wording/phrasing"

often used by snotty intellectuals like Frasier Crane from the TV show Frasier
"Oh anyway, as I was saying, it was horr--well, actually, "horrible" isn't quite le mot juste--more like calamitous! Disastrous! Deplorable! EXECRABLE!"
"Oh brother."

[Howard Roark]

lol i just learned some french Thanks Howard!
from the urban dictionary
1. le mot juste

a French (read: pretentious) expression meaning "the right wording/phrasing"

often used by snotty intellectuals like Frasier Crane from the TV show Frasier
"Oh anyway, as I was saying, it was horr--well, actually, "horrible" isn't quite le mot juste--more like calamitous! Disastrous! Deplorable! EXECRABLE!"
"Oh brother."

sadly I use it at least monthly

[bori]

As I'm typing this, I'm preparing to go open at Starbucks. : (

[Howard Roark]

As I'm typing this, I'm preparing to go open at Starbucks. : (

minor derail, am I the only one that doesnt get the venti grande triple whipped mocha frappa latte espresso shot light with cinnamon thing?

how do you a) order that stuff and b) prepare/remember it, no wonder you guys are paid so well (or at least reasonably, and with decent benefits/stock options)

[Sythe]

/comfort

[MisterBob]

Being half French/half Italian dooms me to the bags forever

[Elesirdur]

Um, start smoking and call yourself a reclusive writer/barista?

[Natallon]

minor derail, am I the only one that doesnt get the venti grande triple whipped mocha frappa latte espresso shot light with cinnamon thing?

how do you a) order that stuff and b) prepare/remember it, no wonder you guys are paid so well (or at least reasonably, and with decent benefits/stock options)

dont they cheat and have little charts on the machines telling them how to make jank?

ps. strawberry blended lemonade is my FAVORITE

[Elvis]

COLON CLEANSE