[Ifrit] Mercenary for hire!

[Valisk]

Is it taking your linkshell 3+ hours to kill Tiamat? Can't seem to shave off that last 1% from Khimaira's HP? Having trouble gathering members for Cerberus before rival shells get ahold of it?

I offer the following solution to the above questions and more! ME! That's right Ifritians, I (Valisk) will gladly tank your HNMs and teach your alliance/linkshell intricate strategies to take down some of the most powerful monsters across Vana'diel. All for a small, nominal fee. Below you will find a list of Vana'diel's Most Wanted (VMW) along with acceptable forms of payment. Prices and terms are negotiable.

Tiamat - 750,000g
Khimaira - 500,000g
Cerberus - 250,000g
Dark Ixion - 500,000g
Sandworm:
~Lambton Worm - 500,000g
~Serket - 250,000g
~Guivre - 250,000g
~King Arthro - 250,000g
Dynamis:
~Bastok/San d'Oria/Windurst/Jeuno - 50,000g + entrance fee
~Beaucedine/Valkurm/Buburimu/Qufim - 75,000g + entrance fee
~Xarcabard/Tavnazia - 100,000g + entrance fee
Limbus:
~Temenos - 25,000g
~Apollyon - 25,000g
~Proto-Ultima - 100,000g
~Proto-Omega - 100,000g
Einherjar:
~Tier1 - 25,000g + entrance fee
~Tier2 - 50,000g + entrance fee
~Tier3 - 100,000g + entrance fee
~Odin - 200,000g + entrance fee
Jormungand: Free
Vrtra: 500,000g
Ouryu: 250,000g
Bahamut: 200,000g
Fafnir: 50,000g
Nidhogg: 100,000g
Adamantoise: 10,000g
Aspidochelone: 50,000g
Behemoth: 10,000g
King Behemoth: 75,000g
Sea:
~Jailer of Love - 100,000g
~Jailer of Hope/Justice/Temperance/Faith/Prudence - 75,000g
~Jailer of Fortitude - 75,000g
Sky:
~Byakko - 50,000g
~Suzaku - 50,000g
~Seiryu - 50,000g
~Genbu - 10,000g
~Kirin - 75,000g
MMM: 25,000g

Don't swing at the bottom of the linkshell food chain any longer. Hire me to turn the tides and become one of Ifrit's top linkshells instantly. I am now accepting buy-out offers (meaning you can pay me a large, lump sum to not help other LS who are interested in my services). This ensures that you and your linkshell will stay ahead of the curve while leaving other Valiskless linkshells in the dust!

Currently, PLD is the only job available for hire. Optimal BLU/THF and TH4 THF Coming soon!

[Damane]

wtf lol who would pay for something like this?

[Mythe_Seraph]

rofl

[Valisk]

haha, you'd be surprised... Have you ever watched a LS's plds fail so hard that you wanna volunteer to help them tank their mob? Well I'm taking the volunteer part out of it.

[Zimman]

Lmao Val.

Jormungand: Free

Let me guess, just for the title?

[Valisk]

That was more of a joke since Jorm never gets any love. I never did get that title tho... Didn't think about that haha

[Ker]

Khimaira - 1,000,000g or chance to lot Hauteclaire
Serket - 1,000,000g or chance to lot Antares Harness
Guivre - 1,000,000g or chance to lot Black Tathlum/Zahak's Mail
King Arthro - 1,000,000g or chance to lot Avalon Breastplate/VBelt
Odin - 250,000g or chance to lot Valkyrie's Fork/N. Legs/W. Body

.........

[Budonez]

Sounds like a swell idea.

[Ratatapa]

If ifrit is as weak as i heard so

it's a nice idea gl

[Zimman]

There are some really good shells on ifrit, but at the same time theres some really weak shells trying to be good.

Also val, is your first line a shot at a certain shell? Or did you not mean that.

[Dramafinderftw]

Is it taking your linkshell 3+ hours to kill Tiamat? Can't seem to shave off that last 1% from Khimaira's HP?

gonna holy and banish it to death?

[Valisk]

Not aimed at any particular shell. But I have friends in every main endgame shell. Sometimes they complain how certain people suck or cant get the numbers they need at a particular time or people in shell are getting lazy/burnt out and dont want to attend. So i can fill that void No strings attached, no annual contract, no nothin. I don't want a pearl, just send me a /tell!

[Civicboy]

Ha, that's a twist on making gil nowadays :3

[Sev]

My name is Sev and I support this message

[Omnipotent]

Ha, that's a twist on making gil nowadays :3

PRO 1st POST

[Triforce]

This is the most retarded post alive.

[Naer]

So..... whats your going rate on AV ?

[Kazeryushin]

How about PW? you Tank PW?

[Thorshammer]

I should hire you for Jormungand.... but too bad im not on Ifrit

[Cesaria]

Poor Jorm... gets no love and doesn't even qualify for a price tag