Weirdest Day Ever

[Maguspk]

Just got home from easily the weirdest day ever. About 11am, IM from friend about hanging out, we decide maybe go to the mall, I need to buy some stuff anyway. Pretty casual we chill til about 3 when we go to the mall. The group consists of:

Me
Friends: Bob, Mary, Kyle
Crazy Asian Girl: Leanne
(names edited for privacy purposes)

We enter various stores, various purchases, just relaxed shopping, normal sunday afternoon bullshit. Then we enter American Eagle, almost immediately this chick walks up to my friend and I and says "Do I know you? Your face looks so familiar." The kind of bullshit a lame guy would try on a girl in the same situation. Meanwhile the friend Mary, leaves and doesn't notice the girl or the situation (later finds out she went to Victoria's Secret and didn't want 3 guys with her, understandable). So this girl, Leanne, starts talking the fuck out of my friend, who I notice she's interested in, so I let him decide whether he wants to rope her or not and leave the conversation in his hands. After I come back, she's now talking to Kyle and Bob, it's been a good 15 minutes. Keep in mind this is a random girl, albeit a cute asian chick, we've never met her before.

I ask, "You're still here?" half-joking, half serious and properly introduce myself and suggest we leave AE. We leave, she follows us, I turn around and ask "You're coming with us?" and she just laughs and replies, "yes." So we finish the mall and decide to go get food, she invites herself, weird, very weird. We met this girl 30 minutes ago and she's already totally into us asking what we're doing today, etc. etc. She is like a leech attached to Kyle. We call Mary, no answer, we assume she is busy and just can't answer her phone, no big deal. We eventually get in touch with Mary and go to a store she's at called Forever 21, Bob and I go in. This store is so cliche it's laughable, the floors are sparkly and there's this pop girly music playing, and there are effing chandeliers, chandeliers in a store in the mall, come on. We leave with Mary and introduce her to Leanne; they've met. After some typical faked smiles, that women can pull off so damn flawlessly it's scary, Mary leaves without a word and we awkwardly wonder what's wrong with her. She doesn't answer her phone, we try to find her to no avail so we leave on our continued itinerary for the day. Leanne following us like a little puppy still.

We go to Lowes on the way to Qdoba (lunch) and get some PVC pipe, she is still hanging out with us. We leave Lowes and get to Qdoba and my friend Kyle and I get our food first and sit down. On the way to our booth he like grabs my arm and tells me he doesn't know how to get rid of this chick. Keep in mind, Kyle is the one she's targeted so to speak and she is talking almost nonstop (literally) to the point of annoyance. So we all eventually start eating and halfway through, I shit you not, we see Mary's car drive up in the parking lot. I flash Kyle an "Oh shit!" face and he notices too and returns the expression.

I wish I could say what I'm about to say didn't happen but it did and it was like a series of events you'd see in a fucking movie.

Mary storms into Qdoba, door slam and everything, walks up to our table (the jangle of her keys is still in my head) and she throws a pink pretty pretty pony toy thing at Kyle's head and almost half crying asks, "Really!?" We all look at her in awe. I mean, how the fuck do you answer that question seriously outside of a movie? We had no idea what was going on, she left us in AE and didn't answer our phone calls to meet at Qdoba. She asks again twice, we're all just looking around the table, utterly confused, I am trying my best to keep from laughing. Bob gets up to throw his trash away, Leanne and I follow suite. Mary is still staring at Kyle, asking "Really!?" on the verge of tears. We ask what's she's talking about, she just stares and asks "Really!?" again. I wish I could just parrot it back to show how ridiculous it sounded, but considering the situation she may have attacked me or something, bitches be crazy.

Anyway, we go outside Qdoba, we've already caused a scene. Outside she starts explaining how she expected us to leave with her outside Forever 21 and it was obvious she didn't like her. Remember, Leanne is right there listening to all of this. Mary continues about how we should be able to just say "Fuck you." and ditch someone if she doesn't like them. We're still confused as hell trying to wrap our heads around the situation when Mary turns to Leanne and in the most authoritatively bitchy voice says something along the lines of, "You're still here?" (which I realize now is ironically reminiscent of my earlier introduction).

Leanne snaps and jumps on Mary, they fight for like a full minute on the asphalt of the parking lot before we stop them. Bob and I pull them apart, Kyle is just covering his mouth I think part amazed, part confused, that two girls are literally fighting over him. Mary stares at Leanne and Leanne just walks away to her car and sits there not driving off. We talk with Mary and she says she's shocked Kyle and I didn't pick up on her dislike of this girl and especially shocked I didn't do something about it. I am known to be extremely harsh, for example Mary once confessed that she was into me one day when we were talking and I just kind of laughed and said, "Not going to happen." I meant it jokingly at the time but women have a terrible sense of humor, you know how it is.

Eventually she calms down, we do a few group hugs. We're still outside Qdoba in the parking lot. People leaving who witnessed the event just cast us various glances wondering what the hell just happened. I mean I would do the same thing, we had a crazy chick throw a pink pony at a guy, attack a girl and now we're group hugging outside Qdoba. Seriously, it felt like a movie scene.

tldr; bitches be crazy

I posted this because I found it extremely hilarious, mostly in retrospect and felt you might enjoy it too. It might be a relatively long read but I didn't want to leave out too many details.

[Elcura]

I wasn't sure why such a story was in the TV/movie section, but after I read the story it made sense. Oh well, was entertaining anyway.

[Ramor]

Bitches be crazy indeed.

[Norelco]

Group hug? 3 guys and a girl?

Okaaaaaaay.

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This story was a letdown. I was hoping to hear that there was a much bigger backstory between Mary and Leanne.

And that's a typical girl for you in multiple ways. Apparently they think guys can their minds because they're too much of a pussy to say anything themselves. And also, she was probably pissed because she was the girl of the group and liked the attention. So another girl was taking that away from her.

[Fhloston]

Group hug? 3 guys and a girl?

Okaaaaaaay.

?

This story was a letdown. I was hoping to hear that there was a much bigger backstory between Mary and Leanne.

And that's a typical girl for you in multiple ways. Apparently they think guys can their minds because they're too much of a pussy to say anything themselves. And also, she was probably pissed because she was the girl of the group and liked the attention. So another girl was taking that away from her.

Agreed, I also was waiting to read on some backstory between the girls. Though I think Norelco had it right about another girl taking Mary's place in the group. You have interesting friends.

[Silenka]

This reminds me of high school.

I feel old now. =(

[Lbelle]

yeah edit in some Mary/Leanne background for us BGers in the next chapter please

[Tyche]

Did he tap the asian chick? What was the pink pony story? Were Kyle and Mary dating?

[drwaffles]

Some randomer tagging along with you uninvited at the mall and a drama queen throwing an inexplicable hissy fit constitutes your "weirdest day ever"? Not a lot must happen where you live.

[Nynaeve]

The pink pony confuses me. Was there previous dating and it was a gift? I need some Mary/Leanne/Kyle backstory in the sequel.

[Purrrfect]

Agreed, I also was waiting to read on some backstory between the girls. Though I think Norelco had it right about another girl taking Mary's place in the group. You have interesting friends.

I concur. Did they have a spat in the past?

Did he tap the asian chick? What was the pink pony story? Were Kyle and Mary dating?

More good questions. Interesting read, but I think missing some of those key things doesn't make the same impact as it had on you/bob/kyle. Really!

[MisterBob]

What are you guys, 16?

[The_OG_Nelta]

haha amazing.

[Koyuki]

Worst story ever, who throws a pink pony? Mary sounds like a cunt tbph.

[Moosey]

Qdoba has some great food.

[oldoldman]

This is what happens when you take high school with you to college?

[Jaybar]

I think you and Brill Weave should intermingle your stories.

[oldoldman]

oh and as a rule, any girl that does what the crazy asian chick did is an automatic red card to me. Sane girls aren't that clingy.

[Maguspk]

Backstory:

Leanne met Mary awhile ago, I guess they hit it off and she gave Leanne her phone number. Leanne texted her nonstop 24/7 everyday and stalked her, creeped Mary the fuck out. We all think there's more to the back story than that, but even still it does explain why she is so upset about her being the one who "infiltrated" our group yesterday. A Kyle/Mary relationship angle does conveniently make the situation much most clear as to why she was so upset. It's also what I believe is the case, based on past occurrences but it isn't fact and may be coincidence, and they are most certainly trying to keep it under the radar, so yeah. I am expecting more about the situation to be revealed as time goes on. Kyle did get her number and jokingly suggested maybe "hitting that", who knows maybe more chapters indeed.

I just find it funny how out of all the girls in the mall, the one with a history with the one girl with us that day happens to approach us.

Pink Pony is just a toy she keeps in her car as a joke, it's named Isabella. When she threw it I was thinking so hard trying to find the symbolism or the reason behind throwing Isabella. After she cooled off she admitted it was simply the closest thing she could find in her car that she could throw at him once she got in.

Qdoba does have some great food.

oldoldman, I think we all realized she was slightly off when she followed us to Lowes. Part of the reason of going to Lowes was to try to get rid of her. What chick willingly goes to a hardware store with three guys. It was all up to Kyle to get rid of her though, and up until Qdoba it wasn't explicitly clear so at least I didn't take any action. Kyle is too nice to people he doesn't now, and Brian is too nice period. I'm good at that sort of thing though so after Qdoba I would have done something to ensure she'd leave for Kyle's sake. Luckily Mary did it for me though.

[oldoldman]

Tell him not to do it, or to do it and change his phone number afterward.