Fuck you, commissions.

[AkashiXI]

Because of you I had a sweaty 40 year old in a wrinkly business suit try to sell me a warranty that cost $250 for a $520 laptop (which was an absolute great buy). Because of you I had a employee follow me around and kept asking "Is there a laptop you're specifically looking for?", "No.", "Ok. By the way, I'm Dave *shakes hand*"

Fuck you Staples.

[Callisto]

Yeah Kohan offers a happy ending.

































Sold me a 3 year warranty on this wireless mouse

[AkashiXI]

I won't lie, Kohan could sell me a bag of shit and I'd happily endorse her efforts

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[Hitoru]

Staples isn't commissioned, sadly. We just get annoyed until we're ready to kill someone violently if we don't offer the shit. Oh, and some people are just retarded.

[Kiarax]

Haha what kind of fag works at Staples?

[Hitoru]

The kind who's stupid enough to get into management

[Kiarax]

I'd say something about being a fag and stupid but we know one goes hand in hand with the other.

[Hitoru]

Sometimes. But I dunno, you could split them up if you're lucky enough