FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

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ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
DATE: 21/04/2009

ATTENTION FUND BENEFICIARY,

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ADVICE FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FOREIGNREMITTANCE/TELEGRAPHIC DEPT., IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE THAT THE C.B.N BANK NIGERIA DISTRICT HAS RELEASED 10,500,000.00 U.S DOLLARS INTO BANK OF AMERICA IN YOUR NAME AS THE
BENEFICIARY, BY INHERITANCE MEANS.

THE C.B.N BANK NIGERIA KNOWING FULLY WELL THAT THEY DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH FACILITIES TO EFFECT THIS PAYMENT FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM TO YOUR ACCOUNT, USED WHAT WE KNOW AS A SECRET DIPLOMATIC TRANSIT PAYMENT S.T.D.P TO PAY THIS FUND THROUGH WIRE TRANSFER, THEY USED THIS MEANS TO COMPLETE THE PAYMENT.

THEY ARE STILL, WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION FROM YOU ON THE ALREADY TRANSFERRED FUNDS, WHICH WAS MADE IN DIRECT TRANSFER SO THAT THEY CAN DO FINAL CREDITING TO YOUR ACCOUNT. SECRET DIPLOMATIC PAYMENTS ARE NOT MADE UNLESS THE FUNDS ARE RELATED TO TERRORIST ACTIVITIES WHY MUST YOUR PAYMENT BE MADE INSECRET TRANSFER, IF YOUR TRANSACTION IS LEGITIMATE, IF YOU ARE NOT A TERRORIST, THEN WHY DID YOU NOT RECEIVE THE MONEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, THIS IS A PURE CODED, MEANS OF PAYMENT? RECORDS WHICH WE HAVE HAD WITH THIS METHOD OF PAYMENT IN THE PAST HAS ALWAYS BEEN RELATED TO TERRORIST ACTS, WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO GET INTO TROUBLE AS SOON AS THESE FUNDS REFLECT IN YOUR ACCOUNT IN THE U.S.A, SO IT IS OUR DUTY AS A WORD WIDE COMMISSION TO CORRECT THIS LITTLE PROBLEM BEFORE THIS FUND WILL BE CREDITED INTO YOUR PERSONAL ACCOUNT.

DUE TO THE INCREASED DIFFICULTY AND UNNECESSARY SCRUTINY BY THE AMERICAN AUTHORITIES WHEN FUNDS COME FROM OUTSIDE OF EUROPE, AND THE MIDDLE EAST, THE F.B.IBANK COMMISSION FOR EUROPE HAS STOPPED THE TRANSFER ON ITS WAY TO DELIVER PAYMENT OF $10,500,000.00 TO DEBIT YOUR RESERVE ACCOUNT AND PAY YOU THROUGH A SECURED DIPLOMATIC TRANSIT ACCOUNT (S.D.T.A). WE GOVERN AND OVERSEES FUNDS TRANSFER FOR THE WORLD BANK AND THE REST OF THE WORLD.

WEADVICE YOU CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY, AS THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN STOPPED AND ARE BEING HELD IN OUR CUSTODY, UNTIL YOU CAN BE ABLE TO PROVIDE US WITH A DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY SEAL OF TRANSFER (DIST) WITHING 3 DAYS FROM THE WORLD LOCAL BANK THAT AUTHORIZE THE TRANSFER FROM WHERE THE FUNDS WAS TRANSFERRED FROM TO CERTIFY THAT THE FUNDS THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE FROM NIGERIA ARE ANTITERRORIST/DRUG FREE OR WE SHALL HAVE CAUSE TO CROSS AND IMPOUND THE PAYMENT, WE SHALL RELEASE THE FUNDS IMMEEDIATELY WE RECEIVE THIS LEGAL DOCUMENTS .
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So to this regards you are to re-assure and proof to us that what you are about to receive is a clean money by sending to us FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION Identification Record and also Diplomatic Immunity Seal Of Transfer (DIST) to satisfy to us that the money your about to receive is legitimate and real money. You are to forward
the documents to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you dont have it let us know so that we will direct and inform you where to obtain the document and send to us so that we will ask the bank holding the funds
the Bank Of America to go ahead Crediting your account immediately.

This Documents are to be issued to you from the World Local Bank that Authorized the transfer, so get back to us immediately if you dont have the document so that we will inform you the particular place to obtain the document in United Kingdom U.K, because we have come to realize that the fund was Authorized by H.S.B.C Bank in London.

THIS CONDITION IS VALID UNTIL 29 OF APRIL 2009 AFTER WE SHALL TAKE ACTIONS ON CANCELLING THE PAYMENT AND THEN CHARGES YOU FOR ILLEGALLY MOVING FUNDS OUT OF NIGERIA.
GURANTEE: FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED ON CONFIRMATION OF THE DOCUMENT.
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NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for the enhancement of public safety, welfare and security of Society while recognizing the importance of individual
privacy rights.. If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive.

The United States Department of Justice Order 556-73 establishes rules and regulations for the subject of an FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION Identification Record to obtain a copy of his or her own Record for review. The FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION Criminal Justice Information Services (CJIS) Division processes these requests to check illegal activities in U.S.A.


FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
Director
Robert S Mueller 111

[Day]

Looks legit

[#686578]

I better comply, don't want to be charged with illegally moving money out of Nigeria.

[Day]

Niggeria please.

[gamez]

As a Canadian, I've never gotten one of these chain letters, are they too fucking good for my money in Nigeria? I have loonies(picture of loon), toonies($2 polarbear on the back), $5 blue bills with hockey players, $10 purple bills with eskimo statues, $20 green with geese( I think), $50 red with a picture of some political meeting, holding up a bill of Universal Rights, with a small book drawn on one corner that says Women are Persons, and $100 that are brown with.. I don't know I haven't actually had a $100 bill in forever just 50s.. but fuck you Nigeria.

[Colenzo]

some guy sent me a million dollars, SWEET!

[#686578]

As a Canadian, I've never gotten one of these chain letters, are they too fucking good for my money in Nigeria? I have loonies(picture of loon), toonies($2 polarbear on the back), $5 blue bills with hockey players, $10 purple bills with eskimo statues, $20 green with geese( I think), $50 red with a picture of some political meeting, holding up a bill of Universal Rights, with a small book drawn on one corner that says Women are Persons, and $100 that are brown with.. I don't know I haven't actually had a $100 bill in forever just 50s.. but fuck you Nigeria.

Canadians dont have real money.

Because Canada isn't real.

[TheShadyMan]

Why do they still go with Nigeria? Can't they pick a new country for this shit? I mean really, make it a bit more obvious.

[_chuchu]

Why do they still go with Nigeria? Can't they pick a new country for this shit? I mean really, make it a bit more obvious.

had some brit ones