Do you believe in ghost evolution?

[Woozie]

Despite being one of the most successful theories in all of science, it seems that most of the country still do not believe in ghost evolution. I personally think these people are ridiculous. They come up with wild theories about Ghost suddenly appearing in old castles and creepy houses years ago despite historical evidence and carbon dating indicating that these ghosts and haunted houses were around for at least a few centuries.

For those of you who believe ghosts were "created" by dying humans let me ask you this: Why must you ignore the mountains of evidence? Why must you disregard logic? Anyone with half a brain can see that the only realistic explanation of the existence of ghosts is evolution. Consider the following:

Comparative anatomy of groups of ghosts reveal remarkable similarties in structure. For example, compare the ghosts from the Hauntus Blobenous family to those in Friendous Erectus

Spoiler: show

http://xe6.xanga.com/cb0a07241203061.../s41432695.jpg
A male Ghosts from the Friendous Erectus family. Photograph courtesy of Discovery Magazine. Used with Permission.

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/a/ac/Big_Blue_Boo.PNG
Big Boo from the Hauntus Blobenous family. Image courtesy of National Geographic

Notice the anatomic similarities. Both have round figures, underdeveloped hands, and transparent bodies. Evidence has shown that during embryonic development, animals from virtually all species of ghosts are nearly identical.

And let me point out the fact that ectoplasmic DNA sequencing has pretty much proven common descent of ghosts.

Also, we have fossil records showing the stages of evolution in many species of ghosts. About two years ago, archeologists in North African found the remains of a species of ghosts now known as "Ghastly". These are believed to be the ancestors of Haunters, which are the predecessors of today's Gengars. Ectoplasmic DNA sequencing has confirmed this.

You'd have to be some sort of idiot to look at all of this evidence and still not believe in ghost evolution.

[Heian]

While you do provide a compelling argument good sire, I humbly beg to disagree and will not back up my accusations at this time!

[Tomiko]

I'm not in favor of terrorists, but I find it hard not to believe in Ghost Evolution.

[Mizango]

Excellent thread.

[Dimmauk]

This
http://petewarden.typepad.com/photos...eetlejuice.png

Evolved into this

http://th05.deviantart.com/fs7/300W/...lithiumboy.jpg

Evolved into this

http://sternfanblog.com/wp-content/u...eetlejuice.jpg

[Mizango]

I loved him on Howard Stern

I getz all da wemenz. yeah, yeah. oh yeah.

[Shojin]

And let me point out the fact that ectoplasmic DNA sequencing has pretty much proven common descent of ghosts.

http://pretprieel.nl/pictures/Randy_..._ectoplasm.jpg

[Shojin]

I agree the evidence is indisputable.

[Alistaire]

next up, ghost stem cell cloning?

[Akanei]

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http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/ani094.gif

I'm sold.

[Ryko]

Haunter >>>>>>> Gengar

[Shojin]

The correct answer is

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...NA_468x666.jpg

[Shojin]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/..._300x394,0.jpg

OH DEAR GOD HIS FACE IS MELTING

[quannum]

I like all the words that are in this thread, also the pictures.

[Shiroikage]

Requesting sticky.

[Colenzo]

i like where this is going

[Shiroikage]

I guess the new patron mod of spam is Bagel now that something happened to Kuya.

[Colenzo]

kuya lost interest

[Saxon]

i feel bad for voting no before reading the thread

[Shiroikage]

Which faggot voted no?