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    I Don't Feel Bad Anymore

    My friend dated this girl in highschool. Half her face is paralyzed because of some tumor or some shit, don't really remember. I used to call her(not to her face) 'Half-Face' and at lunch I'd take the cardboard food trays and bend them diagonally and use them as a hand puppet and make funny noises and I'd take another food tray to represent my friend and bend it symetrically and make them kiss. They broke up because of me.

    He brought her home just now and she said hi. Her mouth opened like this:

    http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...eThomas/LE.jpg

    The laughter that I had to hold back exploded inside me and spread throughout my body and soul, temporarily calming the storm that rages within.

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    Holy shit.
    That's hilarious.

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    You need to get like a youtube vid of her laughing

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    only a giant faggot like you could set out to draw a mouth and end up with a dick.
    Spoiler: show
    twink

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    lol

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    How the hell did she suck dick?

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    Looking for tips and tricks ansem?

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    lol

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    Look whos talking, the bitch that sold out quicker than the chocolate rain dude; on her sig and avatar just to fit in spam.

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    Sera been around longer than you bro.

    Goddamn whats with all the fucking new tards lately fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnsemGeni View Post
    Look whos talking, the bitch that sold out quicker than the chocolate rain dude; on her sig and avatar just to fit in spam.
    this is a retarded thing to say.

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    You are a disgrace to the Cuban community.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Sera been around longer than you bro.

    Goddamn whats with all the fucking new tards lately fuck.
    he's apparently oblivious to the fact that changing your avatar/sig to be the same as someone else's is a meme here too. tryhards, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Day View Post
    Sera been around longer than you bro.
    That^

    he's just jealous that someone made a sig for me and no one likes him enough to make one for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sera View Post
    he's just angry that krye will never love him because he's a minority
    unrequited

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    that too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    My friend dated this girl in highschool. Half her face is paralyzed because of some tumor or some shit, don't really remember. I used to call her(not to her face) 'Half-Face' and at lunch I'd take the cardboard food trays and bend them diagonally and use them as a hand puppet and make funny noises and I'd take another food tray to represent my friend and bend it symetrically and make them kiss. They broke up because of me.

    He brought her home just now and she said hi. Her mouth opened like this:

    http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...eThomas/LE.jpg

    The laughter that I had to hold back exploded inside me and spread throughout my body and soul, temporarily calming the storm that rages within.
    Nice Stallone mouth.

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    Damn dawg Sera and Ivve just ripped you a new one. Plus, Sera's been around forever and shes my main biznitch.

    Don't make me flex on you nigga.

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    What the hell does that even mean? Don't make me flex on you. You might as well say don't let me ejaculate in your ear causing a potential infection if left untreated. Damn. <3

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