My friend dated this girl in highschool. Half her face is paralyzed because of some tumor or some shit, don't really remember. I used to call her(not to her face) 'Half-Face' and at lunch I'd take the cardboard food trays and bend them diagonally and use them as a hand puppet and make funny noises and I'd take another food tray to represent my friend and bend it symetrically and make them kiss. They broke up because of me.
He brought her home just now and she said hi. Her mouth opened like this:
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...eThomas/LE.jpg
The laughter that I had to hold back exploded inside me and spread throughout my body and soul, temporarily calming the storm that rages within.
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