Fuck your shit Spandex Man!

[Ace-o-fire]

Join R.O.A.C.H.

Welcome to R.O.A.C.H.-
The Ruthless Organization Against Citizen Heroes.

Our primary goal is to be a counter balancing force against the Superheroes of the world who's goodwill and penchant for spreading hope has gone on unchecked for far too long. Where they exist to help and motivate society, we exist to help and motivate ourselves and to bring society under our boot!

But! It can not be done alone! Only through working together may we achieve our goal of creating mayhem and chaos across the globe, and in the process CRUSH the costumed heroes of the planet! Then, once mayhem and chaos have been created we will use our superior intellect and braun to forge a new world order under the flag of R.O.A.C.H.

Visit our Recruitment page to learn more and to sign up. And begin to show your allegiance to R.O.A.C.H. by donning the first (of many) official 'Flow-Form Exo-Skeletons' (tee shirts) available on the Accoutrements page.
-The Potentate

[Komm Suesser Tod]

That website seems like it's really well done. Seems like this is some sort of promotion for something else. Either way, sign me up.

[Lee]

That website seems like it's really well done. Seems like this is some sort of promotion for something else. Either way, sign me up.

This might be true. It could be a movie in the future with this group involved.

[Skjie]

And begin to show your allegiance to R.O.A.C.H. by donning the first (of many) official 'Flow-Form Exo-Skeletons' (tee shirts) available on the Accoutrements page.

Classy way to sell shirts.

[archibaldcrane]

See sig - Mr. Justice and Powerful Girl would not be pleased.

[ferigor]

I checked out that ROACH site and thought of this:
World Superhero Registry
I don't know if anyone has seen anything on this, but I've seen quite a few shows on TV chronicling the lives of some of these super heroes. Most of the stuff I've seen has been on "Shadow Hare", here's his myspace.
MySpace.com - Shadow Hare - 21 - Male - Cincinnati, Ohio - www.myspace.com/shadow_hare
I thought that I watched too many cartoons when I was a kid, but I think these guys take the cake.

Also, as always, evil website is way cooler than good website.

[Tokitoki]

I kinda want one of those T-shirts....

[Jer]

Some of those people from the superhero site appear to have overlooked something. People in real life aren't like the people in the Superman universe. If you run around without a mask, people will know who you are.

[6souls]

That website seems like it's really well done. Seems like this is some sort of promotion for something else. Either way, sign me up.

seems like it. if you follow the link on the e-mail it brings you to http://rushinteens.com/ that is full of bright, non-evil colors. clicking on that brings you to a collective of graphic designers.

Mainpage

http://rushinteens.com/MediaFiles/comingsoonkeytar.jpg
http://rushinteens.com/MediaFiles/aboutlongtext.jpg

they have some cool designs for their shirts.

http://rushinteens.com/MediaFiles/Bi...hSchool40A.jpg
http://rushinteens.com/MediaFiles/Bi...otoSmileP1.jpg

too bad they only go up to large.