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    my computer is now dead

    MOTHER OF FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK K

    WHY HAS GOD SINGLED ME OUT FOR THE GREATEST SUFFERING KNOWN TO MIDDLE CLASS WHITE AMERICANS

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    Cause your husband is a different color, fucking duh.

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    Let us have a moment of silence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    MOTHER OF FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK K

    WHY HAS GOD SINGLED ME OUT FOR THE GREATEST SUFFERING KNOWN TO MIDDLE CLASS WHITE AMERICANS
    lets look at the facts here.

    your computer is dead. you still post here. divided by zero, or just getting a phone fix?

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    I have a computer you can use



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    IN MY PANTS

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    Sera has an extra rig she barely ever uses.

    Go.

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    Diamicles, you are fucking retarded. Of course I'm posting from my phone. THIS IS NOT THE TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    Sera has an extra rig she barely ever uses.

    Go.
    You leave Sera's ass out of this Ryko.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnell View Post
    I have a computer you can use



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    IN MY PANTS
    No, really, I do have a computer you can use unlike this jerkwad.
    Jeez, the only problem with mine is it's...





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    IN MY PANTS

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    I haven't had anyone look at it yet, but I'm positive it's dead. This is the kind of thing that happens to me. Divine punishment for some transgression I'm not even aware of committing. OH UNIVERSE

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    I'll fix it for a cost


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    I haven't had anyone look at it yet, but I'm positive it's dead. This is the kind of thing that happens to me. Divine punishment for some transgression I'm not even aware of committing. OH UNIVERSE
    You've been a bad, bad girl.

    You've been careless with a delicate man.

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    By the way I can't view spoilers on my phone. I know telling you all this will only prompt you to spoiler the rest of your responses, but we all know exactly whose posts I won't miss.

    P.S. Heian just tag Sera already so we don't have to hear about it anymore man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post

    P.S. Heian just tag Sera already so we don't have to hear about it anymore man.
    Yeah I did it, why can't you?

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    you can have my old work laptop, it is old and shitty but it gets the job done.

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    Guessing the computer is in chari's pants or something sexual like that and ragnell will fix it for a cost of dick. Shit let's spoiler parts of the rest of our responses and just play mad libs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    By the way I can't view spoilers on my phone. I know telling you all this will only prompt you to spoiler the rest of your responses, but we all know exactly whose posts I won't miss.

    P.S. Heian just tag Sera already so we don't have to hear about it anymore man.
    Sure is a mean way of saying "I love you"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivve View Post
    Guessing the computer is in chari's pants or something sexual like that and ragnell will fix it for a cost of dick. Shit let's spoiler parts of the rest of our responses and just play mad libs
    Wow, you sure do have black cock on your mind today don't you? Good for you I'm so generous.

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    Thanks for the computer offers everyone. I'm going to see if I can't score a new machine out of this tragedy first.

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    you can't

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