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  1. 2009-07-07 13:17 #1
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    According to CNN

    Michael Jackson is still dead.
  2. 2009-07-07 13:18 #2
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    Lies.
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    General
  4. 2009-07-07 13:19 #4
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    Michael Jackson aka The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory.


    Nigga will be back.
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    FUCK 2PAC
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    Too much attention paid on random individuals. Pretty sure if Jesus died today, we would hear about it forever. Oh wait.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    FUCK 2PAC
    You little young ass motherfuckers. Don't one of you niggaz got sickle cell or somethin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BRP View Post
    Too much attention paid on random individuals. Pretty sure if Jesus died today, we would hear about it forever. Oh wait.

    lol
  9. 2009-07-07 13:56 #9
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    When is this going to get off the freakin news?
  10. 2009-07-07 14:00 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woozie View Post
    When is this going to get off the freakin news?
    I don't know man but I cant wait. I for one am all Jacked out.
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    If Michael Jackson helped you on a horse, would you help Michael Jackson jack off a horse?
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    Wait, I think I screwed that up
  13. 2009-07-07 14:34 #13
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    lol I like where you were going with that...
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    No Zoophilia.
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    I'm calling at the burial his coffin flies open, and he ascends to a makeshift stage as Thriller starts playing with multicolored children flooding out of mausoleums to greet him. If not, at least another pedophile is dead and can't fuck up any more lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    FUCK 2PAC
    whats that from? i cant remember!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    whats that from? i cant remember!
    the 90s
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamez View Post
    the 90s
    well done, sir
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigCZ View Post
    I'm calling at the burial his coffin flies open, and he ascends to a makeshift stage as Thriller starts playing with multicolored children flooding out of mausoleums to greet him. If not, at least another pedophile is dead and can't fuck up any more lives.

    Preach it dawg. This here is my main man Biggie, post moar.
  20. 2009-07-07 19:07 #20
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magnakai View Post
    Michael Jackson is still dead.
    best part is my mom tells me this on a daily basis.


    I hope he trolls us all and wakes up within the week.
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