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  1. 2009-07-23 04:23 #1
    Heavencloud
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    F My Life

    This website is awesome: FML: Your everyday life stories

    Some good ones I saw in a few minutes reading through random ones:

    Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
    Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on aim, I noticed one of his friends away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said "I can't believe what I stick my d... In sometimes." FML
    Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML
    Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why he said. "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied". FML
    Doubt many of the stories are real but pretty funny regardless.

    inb4 olde etc.
  2. 2009-07-23 04:28 #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heavencloud View Post
    inb4 olde etc.
    Damn, my plan was foiled!
  3. 2009-07-23 04:32 #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blabj View Post
    Damn, my plan was foiled!
    Same, now I just don't know what to do. I'm lost FML
  4. 2009-07-23 04:35 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerin View Post
    Same, now I just don't know what to do. I'm lost
    forgot the FML at the end
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    Maybe we should form a support group, Trolls affected by inb4 in posts. Or Tabip!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drex View Post
    forgot the FML at the end
    Good call sir. Fixed.
  7. 2009-07-23 04:40 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blabj View Post
    Damn, my plan was foiled!
    Quick, go to Plan B and link the first thread!

    Maybe throw in a Search Button comment too.
  8. 2009-07-23 04:44 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wintermute View Post
    Quick, go to Plan B and link the first thread!

    Maybe throw in a Search Button comment too.
    My hero!
  9. 2009-07-23 05:08 #9
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    I'm late


    (Yes I'm preggers)
  10. 2009-07-23 12:57 #10
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    lmao at that coworker who thought the guy was gay.
  11. 2009-07-23 12:58 #11
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    Spoiler: show
    Bruce Willis was really a ghost


    Spoiler: show
    Snape kills Dumbledore
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmauk View Post
    Spoiler: show
    Bruce Willis was really a ghost


    Spoiler: show
    Snape kills Dumbledore
    http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...ics/sleepy.jpg
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    this thread will deliver
  16. 2009-07-23 14:08 #16
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    until a mod sees it
  17. 2009-07-23 14:08 #17
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    unless that mod is kuno. kuno is legit
  18. 2009-07-23 14:08 #18
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    posting spam style in general in a thread that is bound to be locked is so cash
  19. 2009-07-23 14:53 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by tyven View Post
    posting spam style in general in a thread that is bound to be locked
    Or moved to Spam. LOL
  20. 2009-07-23 16:25 #20
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    You know whats weird. If you are viewing a thread in general and while you are inside of the thread it is moved to spam and when you exit the thread it spits you out into spam. And for a split second you are not sure where you are because you used to be in general.
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