Rocl's Puppetmaster Progress

[Rocl]

L65

[gamez]

Join the ranks of the great, like Poof & Pchan!

[Rocl]

More like Bagel & Elmer amirite?

[gamez]

My memory is so stained with the shame I actually forgot Elmer entirely, and Bagel is just suspenders and chesthair to me, I don't know his jobs.

[Callisto]

Suspender's & Chesthair is in fact Bagel's main

[Rocl]

once upon a time, Bagel wrote a song about me

[Krye]

We all care so much Rocl, please continue

[drwaffles]

It went a little something like this.

[Rocl]

Well you see, Puppetmaster is a very complex job it's not like your normal FFXI jobs. Nawh, this one requires a little more skill. Skill being the ability to hit one more macro and carry around loads of retarded gear for min/maxing. So in that way it's kinda like any FFXI job, but it's a little better you see, because you can solo Diabolos and that's really something, you know? Now puppetmasters use Hand-to-Hand weapons, and right now at 65 my Puppetmaster is still wearing Tactician Magician Hooks +2, and will continue doing so until he hits 69 and then I'll use Acantha Shavers. The only thing really better than Acantha Shavers, you see, is probably Hades Sainti and/or Wagh Baghnakhs depending, but none of those are so low level, you see, so I'm gonna use Acantha Shavers. Hopefully I can get a Supremacy Earring, you see, so I can wear it with my Acantha Shavers and get the bonuses, you know, so I can have those extra stat tagged on to them and wear something other than a dorky +Attack earring. Right now I've stopped leveling Puppetmaster you see, because I lent out a lot of my STR and ATK gear to some faggot in my LS, you know, so I've been leveling Summoner because it's another pet job you see, and well I planned on leveling Fishing so I needed Summoner for the stupid pirate chart quest or whatever, you know. Speaking of which, why'd they put FFXI on super-easy mode now, I don't get it, you see, because leveling at low levels is all ass backwards now, you don't party anymore, solo up to 20, stay in Qufim till 37, do colibri, colibri, and more colibri until 75. Nobody works for their exp anymore, you see, so they're all pretty dumb, you know, and you get people in there with your Astral Flow Burns and you wonder what the fuck they're gonna do about capping their skills, you see, because capped skills is important in FFXI. They're the biggest fractional increase you have for this dead game. Now right now, I'm leveling Summoner, you see, so you know I'm leveling Summoner and I'm basically main healing, you dig, but the thing is I'm swapping it up with some ward blood pacts and some rage blood pacts to keep my summoning magic capped. If you just astral flowed your way to 75 you wouldn't that, you see. So now the real deal here is that my Puppetmaster is 65.

[Callisto]

name it Pamamama

[Rocl]

name it Pamamama

Mademoiselle, was Allouette but I needed it frencher

[Callisto]

ugh you're such a fag

[Klaatu]

We all care so much Rocl, please continue

Shine them shoes

[Krye]

That was so interesting I read the entire thing

[Atreides]

the only thing I dislike about PUP is that for a good 2-3 month period the high level PUPs who post on BG saw fit to take over virtually every thread in advanced and endlessly masturbate about how each update teaser, ZNM, piece of gear, and other endgame discussion affected their job. I mean... seriously.

[Rocl]

the only thing I dislike about PUP is that for a good 2-3 month period the high level PUPs who post on BG saw fit to take over virtually every thread in advanced and endlessly masturbate about how each update teaser, ZNM, piece of gear, and other endgame discussion affected their job. I mean... seriously.

Listen, Toth, miokomioko and those other faggots needed their time to shine too?

[Klaatu]

That was so interesting I read the entire thing

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[Conrad]

name it Pamamama

My puppet is named Pamama but my PUP is only level 10.

[Charismatic]

Mine is lv8 and I don't know what the fuck I named that little piece of shit

[Tomiko]

Tramp > all other Puppet names.