Geno

[Bagel]

how do i be good at DDR

[Zanz L. Barre The 3rd]

spam your sig on the dance floor, bagel

[Rocl]

step 1
be fat

[Cheerios]

step 2

practice only 1 song until you can perfect it, then play it at an arcade like a hoss

[Darkslitter]

step 3.
a great free way to practice where you're not the center of attention and no one will make a mistake if you fail is to sit behind someone who's on the arcade pad and start doing the steps as if you were on the arcade though you aren't like a total tool.

[Conrad]

spam your sig on the dance floor, bagel

too many dicks

[Bagel]

My local arcade has songs by The Black Mages on its DDR machine. THE BLACK MAGES

[Bagel]

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/custo...tar30259_9.gif

[Colenzo]

step 1
suicide

[BerenTebogo]

Ask ramzus, he does that faggy dance shit.

[Darkslitter]

you guys don't want to know what i'm doing in my spare time currently, but i'd be denying you lols if i didn't tell you =x

Spoiler: show

http://www.wubros.com/ddrpad/

Spoiler: show

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3134/ddrdesign2.png

[Colenzo]

even more gay than I thought

[Ryko]

Douglas Jebediah Falcon would tear some shit up.

[Darkslitter]

i just got the sensors working today wish makes me VEEERRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY happy as i ruined 2 controllers trying to do it.

and for ramzus/geno

Spoiler: show

beat my first 11 today if I can walk on water, I can fly counts as one, and if it doesn't i'm still counting it as one

[Genosync]

you wanna know how to be good at ddr?

well, ok, I'll teach you.


step 1: slam on the arrows as hard as you fucking can and look like a complete faggot
step 2: flail your arms around as much as possible so everyone can laugh at how retarded you look
step 3: attempt to sing the songs while you're playing so everyone can laugh even harder
step 4: go play a real video game

[Genosync]

also that's not a DDR machine, that's an ITG machine, get it fucking right for the love of god

also the step charts are probably SHIT

[Colenzo]

all while staring at bystanders with this face

http://www.bluegartr.com/forum/custo...tar27325_3.gif

[Genosync]

HEY LOOK AT ME I CAN FLAIL AROUND AND HIT 2500 ARROWS IN UNDER THREE MINUTES

no one fucking cares, you look even stupider trying to do shit like that, it's not impressive, kill yourself

[Genosync]

unfortunately I only make that face when I am drunk and staring at a camera

[Darkslitter]

jealousy