your uncle

**Ivve** · 2009-08-29 20:46

took your cat's jigsaw puzzle and smashed it into his wife's vagina while he took calls from his relatives. i'm so sorry for your loss.

**Ivve** · 2009-08-29 20:47

shortly after, his penis exploded into a million pieces.

**Ivve** · 2009-08-29 20:47

must have been some kind of fetish thing, idk

**Colenzo** · 2009-08-29 20:49

that doesnt sound like a loss to me, sounds really fucking sexy

**Ivve** · 2009-08-29 20:56

i'm sure it was a very complicated puzzle

**Colenzo** · 2009-08-29 20:59

anybody that can put a puzzle together with their cunt muscles is pretty cool to me

**Atreides** · 2009-08-29 21:06

what about tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with their anus

**Ivve** · 2009-08-29 21:18

Originally Posted by Atreides

what about tie a maraschino cherry stem in a knot with their anus

child's play

**Ivve** · 2009-08-29 21:19

bamboo or gtfo

**Colenzo** · 2009-08-29 21:22

I can break a brick into dust with my urethra.

**Ivve** · 2009-08-29 21:25

i believe it

**Colenzo** · 2009-08-29 21:29

damn right you do

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