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  1. 2009-08-29 20:44 #1
    Ksandra
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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I wish I could take your Jigsaw Puzzle

    And smash together the million pieces.
  2. 2009-08-29 20:48 #2
    Colenzo
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    I wish I could turn back time and asked you on an edate.
  3. 2009-08-29 21:25 #3
    Ivve
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    buh buh buh browsssssssss
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  4. 2009-08-29 21:28 #4
    Colenzo
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    how do I shot cum q.q
  5. 2009-08-29 21:52 #5
    Ivve
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    touch your penis
  6. 2009-08-29 21:58 #6
    Colenzo
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    Its not working, is there some kind of methodology behind this? I tried pinching the tip and it kind hurt in a good way.
  7. 2009-08-29 21:58 #7
    Kiro
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    That sounds unpleasant.
  8. 2009-08-29 22:11 #8
    Colenzo
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    This one time I had a boner and I closed it in the freezer door on purpose, feels good man
  9. 2009-08-29 22:32 #9
    Ivve
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    This one time I had a boner and I closed it in the sliding glass door on purpose, feels good man
    try this
  10. 2009-08-29 22:34 #10
    Colenzo
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    sliding glass door ? naw that doesnt sound too fun
  11. 2009-08-29 22:35 #11
    Ivve
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  12. 2009-08-29 22:45 #12
    Colenzo
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    I came before I could get my dick in the door.
  13. 2009-08-29 22:47 #13
    Ivve
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    see?
  14. 2009-08-29 23:02 #14
    Colenzo
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    I hope I can contain my jizz for longer for my next attempt.
  15. 2009-08-30 06:43 #15
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    Can you put back together the pieces of my broken heart?
  16. 2009-08-30 07:21 #16
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