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  1. 2009-08-30 00:35 #1
    Cream Soda
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    So who has (or have tried) to suck their own dick

    Honestly

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  2. 2009-08-30 00:36 #2
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    How was it, fag?
  3. 2009-08-30 00:36 #3
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  4. 2009-08-30 00:37 #4
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    Tags: dick, suck
  5. 2009-08-30 00:39 #5
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    I tried, but yeah you know how that turned out.
  6. 2009-08-30 00:39 #6
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  7. 2009-08-30 00:41 #7
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    with my back pressed against the wall for leverage and fully erect i can get the tip with my tongue but I think that's worse than not being able to reach at all, it feels vury nice
  8. 2009-08-30 00:43 #8
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    I can honestly say the thought has never crossed my mind, but if men had the ability to do so (without breaking their back) it would probably be a common procedure
  9. 2009-08-30 00:44 #9
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    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ofellatio3.jpg

    i wish
  10. 2009-08-30 00:45 #10
    Colenzo
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    You use your hand to jerk off right? its totally fine to use your mouth.
  11. 2009-08-30 00:45 #11
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  12. 2009-08-30 00:52 #12
    Colenzo
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    BE THE ALPHA MALE
  13. 2009-08-30 00:53 #13
    Colenzo
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    SUCK YOUR OWN COCK
  14. 2009-08-30 00:55 #14
    Colenzo
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    (1:48:05 AM) Heath: BE THE APLHA MALE
    (1:48:11 AM) Heath: SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND SUCK YOUR OWN COCK
    (1:48:18 AM) robert: FUCK DEPRESSION
    (1:48:20 AM) robert: PAIN ISN"T REAL
  15. 2009-08-30 01:03 #15
    Cream Soda
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    How the fuck is your post count so low colz
  16. 2009-08-30 03:27 #16
    Mistress Stowastiq
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    Is that quote from that mad tv or snl skit about the infomercial and the dude sucking his own cock? Damn now I have to find that vid or it will drive me insane.
  17. 2009-08-30 05:17 #17
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    Stop making so many threads in such a short duration
  18. 2009-08-30 08:52 #18
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    Guys complain about bitches not being good at it all the time, so do it yourself, and do it right. Nothing wrong with that.
  19. 2009-08-30 11:02 #19
    Darkslitter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colenzo View Post
    I tried, but yeah you know how that turned out.
    given your body type, you're pretty fucking optimistic.
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    not a personal attack

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    ok maybe a personal attack
  20. 2009-08-30 11:06 #20
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