Ryko

**Day** · 2009-10-19 07:56

Is it you that texted me last night about some dude named jesus trolling sera? I'm getting irritated not seeing any such thread. Please let me know. Thanks. Have a great day.

**Abandon** · 2009-10-19 07:56

not i, good sir

**Ryko** · 2009-10-19 08:18

It wasnt a guy named jesus, it was a religious dude IRL. She raged for like an hour, calling amazon all in a huff and shit. It was pro.

**Day** · 2009-10-19 08:26

Oh man lol

**Day** · 2009-10-19 08:26

You could elaborate if you want

**Abandon** · 2009-10-19 08:26

i wanna see

**Ryko** · 2009-10-19 08:33

We were going out to grab some burritos and she checked her mail for the hell of it. Inside was a package from amazon. She opens it up and some dude from malibu sent her some book written by Billy Graham's wife called "The Magnificent Obsession: leading the god-filled life". So she immediately forgets she's hungry and spends the next 20 minutes or so kinda freaked out calling lokky with the information of the billing address so he can google stalk this guy and find out what his deal is and why he has her address etc. While we're driving back to my place she calls her aunt due to the suggestion i made thta maybe one of her religious grandmothers sent it to her. So another 20 minutes pass or so and she calls her grandmother confronting her on sending her religious propaganda, pretty much implying if not stating that her grandmother's full of shit when she says she didnt do it. She tries to log into amazon to find out why god's meeting her in the club, it's goin down. She then calls them and is all offput because she's like "Why are jesus people sending me their shit" and finally after about like 80% of the drive to finally get our burrito, taking about 45 minutes or so in total she's informed that the guy had sent her something else too, a rockband drum set.

Long story short: She bought a drum set from some dude but it was incomplete, the guy decides to buy a full one from amazon and send it to her but then forgets to take her billing info off when he buys something for himself. As a result his jesus book got sent to her.

Short story shorter: Woman got trolled by Jesus.

**Ryko** · 2009-10-19 08:34

And that's how you do it.

**Kiarax** · 2009-10-19 08:35

Fucking awesome.

**Shojin** · 2009-10-19 08:37

Would read again.

**Abandon** · 2009-10-19 08:38

lol

**Day** · 2009-10-19 08:38

fucking lol'd

**Ryko** · 2009-10-19 08:41

Also one of her cats is a slut and the other is a lesbo. I've deemed them slut slant and snatch slant. Together I call them dick van dyke.

**Charismatic** · 2009-10-19 08:41

Hahaha

**Charismatic** · 2009-10-19 08:42

See, Kyo... this shit is why I am glad B doesn't post here.

**tyven** · 2009-10-19 08:47

awesomes

**_chuchu** · 2009-10-19 09:10

A prus

**Sera** · 2009-10-19 11:46

Originally Posted by Ryko

It wasnt a guy named jesus, it was a religious dude IRL. She raged for like an hour, calling amazon all in a huff and shit. It was pro.

he's such a liar, i wasn't raging or in a huff, i was super creeped out though

I called amazon to find out why some random dude in CA was sending me a jesus book book, turns out it was the guy who sold me his rock band drums, bought himself a jesus book and didn't change the shipping address, rofl

**Ryko** · 2009-10-19 11:47

Definitely ragin' cajun.

**Sera** · 2009-10-19 11:51

Originally Posted by Ryko

We were going out to grab some burritos and she checked her mail for the hell of it. Inside was a package from amazon. She opens it up and some dude from malibu sent her some book written by Billy Graham's wife called "The Magnificent Obsession: leading the god-filled life". So she immediately forgets she's hungry and spends the next 20 minutes or so kinda freaked out calling lokky with the information of the billing address so he can google stalk this guy and find out what his deal is and why he has her address etc. While we're driving back to my place she calls her aunt due to the suggestion i made thta maybe one of her religious grandmothers sent it to her. So another 20 minutes pass or so and she calls her grandmother confronting her on sending her religious propaganda, pretty much implying if not stating that her grandmother's full of shit when she says she didnt do it. She tries to log into amazon to find out why god's meeting her in the club, it's goin down. She then calls them and is all offput because she's like "Why are jesus people sending me their shit" and finally after about like 80% of the drive to finally get our burrito, taking about 45 minutes or so in total she's informed that the guy had sent her something else too, a rockband drum set.

Long story short: She bought a drum set from some dude but it was incomplete, the guy decides to buy a full one from amazon and send it to her but then forgets to take her billing info off when he buys something for himself. As a result his jesus book got sent to her.

Short story shorter: Woman got trolled by Jesus.

For starters, gran is always sending me and christy creepy jesus books, conservative propaganda novels and shit like that (not cancer gran, other gran) so this would have been mildly in character for her, but what i said was "you didn't do anything boneheaded, like, sending me a jesus book, right?" gran's response was "it wasn't me this time" lol

I always get trolled by jesus freaks though

"oh im so SORRY you're not saved!" really? why? i don't care at all

"oh I really HOPE you find jesus, your life will be SO much better!" really? because imo all it adds is more guilt and less sleeping in on sundays

but anyway i was freaked out because some guy i didnt know at all had my address and was sending me jesus books

the book is still in my car, dunno what to do with it really, guess i'll just return it to amazon

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