I get a hard on when I'm tired

[Faris]

anyone else share the "not the time for it" sensation?

[Ragnell]

i'm just hard

[Colenzo]

I hate it when im sleeping and I get a boner and I roll over and it feels so good that I wake up.

[Faris]

you ever wake up in the middle of the night, horny as fuck, with the biggest boner ever?

[Blarg]

sometimes I get a boner when I'm with a woman

[Zalius]

keep going

[Blarg]

grandma usually tells me to leave when that happens

[Faris]

sometimes i get a boner while im taking a shit.

[Blarg]

gay

[Zalius]

trying to take a shit with morning wood is terrible

[Null]

I sneeze when I get a boner.

[Faris]

ever fart, sneeze and cough at the same time? most epic shit ever.

its like one of those things that happen once every 100 years

[Krye]

Firas, I feel compelled to inform you of this due to your recent actions, not having religious faith doesn't mean that you have to be as stupid and disgusting as possible at all times

[Not Kuno]

So what happens when you get tired of having a hard on?

[Krye]

Firas, it's like this.

You may not have religious guidelines anymore, but you still need people to think highly of you so that you can manipulate and use them to suit your purposes.

That is the American way.

[Tavo]

So what happens when you get tired of having a hard on?

Slam it in the door.

[Kuya]

You should put those hard ons to good use, firas.

[Kuya]

Use it to fuck America.

[Arvin]

hahah ohwow

kuya you are so good

[Kuya]

Arvin. You are Muslim. I bet you want to fuck America.