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    Grandparents' House

    Pros:

    - Sound proof room and cable TV with 24/7 no commercial music stations so I'm blasting this shit at 4 AM
    - Real food cooked for me
    - Decent bed so I wake up with less back pain than usual

    Cons:

    - Computer monitor sucks cock and cord has to be adjusted occasionally because it starts flickering gay ass colors
    - No spare food to eat in between meals
    - Gay ass monitor takes up this whole desk so I have to have my keyboard in my lap
    - Gay ass chair sucks dick
    - Can't take shrooms

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    Hmm. I would have to say the pros outweigh the cons because let's face it, you can always buy a new monitor. And stock up on Slim Jims or something.

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    Imminent cons: Hella chores and shit, possibly spending whole day cleaning pools

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    threaten to kick your grandparents ass if they tell you to do chores

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    if that doesnt work, try to intimidate them with your WoW character

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    internet speed?

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    Good internet

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    utorrent + cheggit.net

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    Meh you don't need shrooms.. just roll a blunt and go out in the woods like I usually do..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Olo401 View Post
    Meh you don't need shrooms.. just roll a blunt and go out in the woods like I usually do..
    this

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    Cons:

    - Grandpa in the hospital 2 days before Christmas

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    Hope he gets better soon.

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    Oh no, it's not like he's been in there for a while and he's recovering. It's my grandma just told me he's in the hospital and she's rushing down there and we have no idea what's wrong.

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    Oh shit.
    Hope it's nothing major then.

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    Well he's had open heart surgery and he's diabetic (not sure if that intensifies heart problems in any way?) so if anything is wrong, he's probably really fucked

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    ya but can you still move in?

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    I don't even want to move in.

    I just found out that my financial aid got approved so all my classes are paid for with money left over and I'm set at my friend's house.

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    im at my parents house and the internet sucks but theres a computer and amazing tv but i dont use any of it too much cause all my buds are in town and im gonna be back at my alma mater for like 4 nights straight of drinking myself dumb

    hope everything goes well and i dont celebrate this shit but merry xmas to everyone

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    Pros:

    - Grandma heard me bitching about lack of food and bought me hella junkfood and sodas
    - Dad has been buying me hella fast food
    - Grandpa came home and is not dead
    - Have not had to do any of the work I was expecting, usually they wake me up early and make me go to sleep early so they can work me all day, but I've been staying up late and sleeping in and they haven't bothered me at all

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    food is the best part of being back home for me im such a fucking fatass