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  1. #1
    Relic Shield
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    Shiva

    How does this happen in three years?

    2006:

    http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._2578557_n.jpg

    Granted, the girl isn't "hot" by most standards, but I considered her somewhat cute.



    I'm not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted.

  2. #2
    Sea Torques
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    Marriage

  3. #3
    Death by snoo snoo
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    Cactuar

  4. #4
    I Am, Who I Am.
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    Trixi Sephyuyx
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    Marriage + Kid = Fatty.

  5. #5
    So hard we fuck rocks
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    Sylph

    Did she get stung by a bee?

    Is she allergic? i think she might be about to go into cardiac arrest... we should probably use one of those pens with the needle in them.....then possibly take her to the ER....

  6. #6
    E. Body
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    Welcome to America...

  7. #7
    I Am, Who I Am.
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    Trixi Sephyuyx
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    Excalibur
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    Ragnarok

    Atleast she has tits now?

  8. #8
    Title: "HUBBLE GOTCHU!" (without the quotes, of course [and without "(without the quotes, of course)", of course], etc)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Atleast she has tits now?
    I never thought I'd say this, but I liked her better without the tits.

  9. #9
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Bismarck

    I'm married and my wife looks nothing remotely close to that. She prob has kids, sleeps a lot and has goiters and shit.

    Shit does indeed happen though but it is not the norm. If it happens to you then it really does sucks to be you. If you're a fat gamer and you marry a fat gamer then welcome to the rest of your life, if you're like me and are athletic then you tend to find like minded people.

    Post before and after pictures of the guy and Im willing to bet you will notice a rotund change in him as well.

  10. #10
    The Mizzle Fizzle of Nikkei's Haremizzle

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    Quote Originally Posted by SephYuyX View Post
    Atleast she has tits now?

    Nah man, chin tits don't count.

  11. #11
    Cerberus
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    Shiva

    HOLY FUCK

  12. #12
    Love-God among men.
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    Your wife? Refund bro

  13. #13
    Sea Torques
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chocoboy View Post
    HOLY DUCK
    Fixed.

  14. #14
    Relic Horn
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    Phoenix

    I-HOP probably didn't help her.

  15. #15
    GATTACA!
    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chocoboy View Post
    HOLY FUCK
    This.

  16. #16
    Fake Numbers
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    Carbuncle

    Edit: too mean ;;

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    ▲▲

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    What school is she at in the 2nd pic >.>

  18. #18
    Cerberus
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    Sirenia Severus
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    Hyperion
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    Velen

    The sad thing is she prob doesn't have the excuse of a kid to fall back on. It takes 9 months to put on 30 pounds and 9 months to take it off.

  19. #19
    I'll change yer fuckin rate you derivative piece of shit
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    Wow. 3 years? She must've put on 100.

    That's putting on one pound of body weight every 11 days for 3 years.

    Dedication.

  20. #20
    Gave 5$ to bg and all I could think of was this lousy title.
    -____-

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    Hey, at least you have a girl, wtf? I would fuck anything right now, as i'm typing this my right hands looks appealling.

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