A journey for a triple.

[Demosthenes]

I got a belated christmas present. I had a mild choice in the matter, and after much deliberation, I was unable to decide. It got sweetened even more today. I now had enough to get more fancy clothes and a triple.
Getting a triple cannot be that hard right?
I stopped by 8 different stores to procure a triple. The first seven were sold out. The last store had exactly two triples left. I got in line with my triple games and the rung everything up. I smirked to myself. Of the seven people behind me. Two of them wanted a triple. "Too bad for them" I thought to myself as I reached into my wallet. As I did, a flashback hit me. I had put the gift card and my back card on my nightstand while getting dressed in a rush.
Who is that douchebag that wasted the time of nine people including himself? Me.
Who is the assgoblin that is still without a triple? That's right me.
My face, shoot me in it.

[Demosthenes]

I ended the day drying my tears away with a soggy, tear soaked, cinnabon.

[Demosthenes]

Sonomaa, I'll send you the price of a triple if you mail that to me right now.

[Demosthenes]

I had $25 on me. So I asked her to ring me up for the valkyria chronicles anyway.

[Rocl]

I don't know what a triple is

[Demosthenes]

$19.99 for a the new copy. She tried to sell me the pre-owned copy for $18. Despite already being the douchebag that made her ring a bucket load of shit up and then only purchase one item... I had to laugh in her face.

[Demosthenes]

You mother fuckers aren't selling me a scratched/stickered/non-manual having game.

[Demosthenes]

I don't know what a triple is

My hero, Chad of the Grey Wardens is disappoint.

[Shiroikage]

I don't know what a triple is

Triple Baconator.

[Demosthenes]

That would make me feel better. I'm also certain that it can absorb more of my tears in it's buns than the cinnabon did.

[Shiroikage]

The buns are already saturated with grease. There is no room for tears. In fact, they repel tears.

[Demosthenes]

repelling them back into my eyeballs would be a blessing. I mean, it's a bit late now, a few more hours and I will have no more tears to shed.

[Mertron]

A triple is a type of multiple-base hit in the sport of baseball.

You can not buy triples.

They're earned.

[Rocl]

Here I was thinking a triple was taking a girl out for the first time and going right to oral sex

[Demosthenes]

I'd like to triple quite a few people then.

[Blarg]

If you get a ps2 and ps1 and plug them both into the tv at the same time you can play ps3 games perfectly.

[Kiarax]

Spoiler: show

PS3SUX

[Colenzo]

http://www.wendys.com/food/Product.j...=1&product=378

[Colenzo]

1330 calories

[Colenzo]

86 grams of fat