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    Like I needed a reason

    "Orgasms reduce stress, insomnia, heart attacks, migraines, depression, addictions, aches, pains, menstrual cramps, endometriosis, type-2 diabetes, cervical & urinary tract infections, and risk of prostate cancer, plus they improve the immune system, heart rate, blood pressure, brain chemistry, skin health, pelvic floor strength, and they clean out carcinogenic toxins."

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    I jerk off before I take each of my final exams, * true story

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    * means not in this case

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    okay guy I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkslitter View Post
    I jerk off before I do anything, true story
    more accurate

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    why hasn't anyone connected the sword kid withcolenzo's old avatar

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    jerk the fuck off, ryko

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    ryko im level 72

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    Still 77, no time to play since I've been super busy GETTING DITCHED ALL THE FUCKING TIME

    No seriously fuck people.

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    ttf rush games are fuckin sexy

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    Easy fucking levels yeah

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    Also shut the fuck up olo

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
    Oh, you've got blue eyes.
    Oh, you've got grey eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryko View Post
    "Orgasms reduce stress, insomnia, heart attacks, migraines, depression, addictions, aches, pains, menstrual cramps, endometriosis, type-2 diabetes, cervical & urinary tract infections, and risk of prostate cancer, plus they improve the immune system, heart rate, blood pressure, brain chemistry, skin health, pelvic floor strength, and they clean out carcinogenic toxins."
    I do it daily, why do I still have mild to acute depression?

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    If you're me, it's because it's you're only option

    Since you're not, it's cause your other option isn't making itself available often enough

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    MANITOBA IS NOT A REAL PLACE

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    HOT LITTLE SNATCH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arvin View Post
    ttf rush games are fuckin sexy
    DEADEST OF GAMES

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skirkle View Post
    If you're me, it's because it's you're only option

    Since you're not, it's cause your other option isn't making itself available often enough
    no that's not it, I get the other option when I want it, I got a gf

    believe me you can still have depression with a gf (and likely with all the things I want and expect will make me happy once I have them)

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiroikage View Post
    not to say I am depressed today, but hey it's there (for life prob, I think it's chemical, awesome)

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    that shit ain't too good

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    Oh, you've got green eyes.
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    I darkly joked today, in response to my gf commenting on how her periods are so light as to go unnoticed but every 2-3 months she gets them real bad and she's all sensitive and moody, that I get my period every 3-7 days

    really I just change my mind a lot


    I think I heard a prince song where he said, "something something just like my daddy, he's never satisified"

    that's me

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    You wouldn't know that though because you've demonstrably never picked up a book nor educated yourself on the matter. Let me guess, overweight housewife?
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    I have to find the passage to post in this book about why it's wrong for a man to ejaculate anywhere except inside a woman's vagina, but it's ok to finger bang her afterwards.

    (They gave us this in my all-day thing thing I had to do for marriage). Women = superior

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    what does that have to do with anything

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