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  1. #1
    We wear wine red on Wednesdays

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    Chuck Norris has shaved his beard

    So after a meh episode of Who's line went off of ABC family, an info-mercial on Total Gym comes on.

    Chuck Norris looks like Burt Reynolds. Still on now lol.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...TOTALGYMHP.jpg

    That's him at the top.

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    Blue Magic is Best Magic
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    I thought Wesly Snipes was in jail?

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    We wear wine red on Wednesdays

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    Oh wow I didn't even notice him in the pic.

    ... Is that him? Is it windy in here? >>

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    that's old as shit but i still lol'd at

    That's him at the top.

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    BG Medical's Student of Medicine
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    Wait a fucking minute, where's the other fist?

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    I'm almost as bad as Mazmaz
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    Under the mustache.

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    WHAT THE FUCK.









    How is he going to be president of Texas without a beard. Super cereal, guys

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    Death by snoo snoo
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    Wow, he heard about Spam Beard Month and was like "fuck y'all"

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    I Have The Clap Again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadaj View Post
    Oh wow I didn't even notice him in the pic.

    ... Is that him? Is it windy in here? >>
    It is him, he sells that shit

    dude went to the D list after Blade

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    Death by snoo snoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanss View Post
    It is him, he sells that shit

    dude went to the D list then did Blade
    ftfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Draylo View Post
    I thought Wesly Snipes was in jail?
    As it turns out he was in luck because all the guards were vampires

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    This probably belongs in the celebrity death thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kadaj View Post
    So after a meh episode of Who's line went off of ABC family
    Whoa, hold the phones. ABC is still airing reruns of Whose Line? Shit, I need to subscribe, brb.

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    Sweaty Dick Punching Enthusiast

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    That commercial's about 4 years old, lol.

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    How did he shave it off? Surely regular razors would break?! Perhaps a high powered kryptonite lazer beam?

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    They call me Lord Null for a reason.
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    That has to be years old cause I thought I saw him beardless long ago. As for Snipes, wasn't sure if he got out recently since he is in a new movie coming out. With the young actors in the movie it doesn't appear it could've been filmed long ago.

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    young actors? Richard Gere is in it..

    It looks pimp tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flarega View Post
    This probably belongs in the celebrity death thread.
    Nah his celebrity died back in the 80s..

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    They're coming to take me away. Ha Ha!
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    Epic Beard Man ripped it off of his face. He said there could be only one.

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    Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he round house kicks his face.

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