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    Jonah Hex

    Based on the comics of the same name.
    Josh Brolin, John Malkovich, Megan Fox (bleh)

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    I'd watch for Brolin and Malkovich.

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    Dynamite crossbows and a soundtrack by Mastodon. I approve.

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    This isn't based on shit. Resident Evil of comic movies, or better yet, Dragonball of comic movies.

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    "Based" is inaccurate, but I meant it was based on the comics, as opposed to something that is a stand alone movie. It may butcher the comics, but it still has a source material. Semantic issue really.

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    The way Brolin talks, the movie should be called Slingblade Hex. Fox's accent is equally terribad. But Will Arnett is in it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grantlogan View Post
    But Will Arnett is in it!
    He's made a huge mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qalbert View Post
    "Based" is inaccurate, but I meant it was based on the comics, as opposed to something that is a stand alone movie. It may butcher the comics, but it still has a source material. Semantic issue really.
    Jesus christ, shut up.


    Also if only I was 12 I could like this in the same way I liked Wild Wild West.

    Damn as if Jonah Hex isn't the easiest comic adaption possible too. You can do the story right out of some of the comics.