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  1. 2010-06-17 19:57 #1
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    So I'm smoking some dope

    with some friends at my house. My weed, my house, my piece, etc. This girl I've never met that's from Tokyo rolls over to my shit with a mutual friend of mine and makes herself at home.

    No, really, makes herself at home.

    Goes into my fridge, eats a TON of my food...

    Like seriously.. This is how it went down:

    Gets up, grabs a yogurt out of my fridge without asking me and starts eating it

    Goes in my freezer and starts to make some Gyoza I had.

    Opens the new pack of English Muffins I had recently purchased and eats one.

    Grabs my GALLON OF MILK out of the fridge and gives it to her friend to drink out of..

    Cooks eggs and eats another English Muffin.....

    Checks some empty cigarette packs on the counter for cigarettes

    Snoops around my bathroom for 10 minutes, I'm assuming going through rooms [?] near the bathroom.

    Woke up this morning and found $22 missing.

    What the fuck, man? How can you be so ballsy?
  2. 2010-06-17 19:59 #2
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    you having girl problems? i feel bad for you son
  3. 2010-06-17 20:08 #3
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    lol, dope.
  4. 2010-06-17 20:09 #4
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    also.

    where the fuck is your spine, don't be a bitch.
  5. 2010-06-17 20:10 #5
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    pussy shit
  6. 2010-06-17 20:10 #6
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    girl has more balls than you, that's for sure
  7. 2010-06-17 20:16 #7
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    her cock was probably hard the whole time she was eating your food and stealing your shit.
  8. 2010-06-17 20:34 #8
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    HAHAHAHA they got tired of using you and moved on to straight up stealing your shit
  9. 2010-06-17 20:35 #9
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    i didn't even know 12 year olds could cook
  10. 2010-06-17 20:36 #10
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    That's because not even 12 year olds can stand holding a conversation with your sorry ass
  11. 2010-06-17 20:37 #11
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    Well at least it was your house and your dope and not some women viagra!
  12. 2010-06-17 20:41 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krye View Post
    That's because not even 12 year olds can stand holding a conversation with your sorry ass
    6/10
  13. 2010-06-17 20:46 #13
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    damn seno, gettin raped by them japs eh, should have just surprised sexed her
  14. 2010-06-17 20:55 #14
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    did she leave her soiled panties as compensation?
  15. 2010-06-17 20:57 #15
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    also u a bitch and she fucked another nigga that night while u were sleeping and prolly used the $22 to stop his cum from leaking out.
  16. 2010-06-17 21:01 #16
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  17. 2010-06-17 21:08 #17
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    You can tell Seno has never been around a black person before.
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    change your futon cover, it's covered in her pussy juice
  19. 2010-06-17 21:58 #19
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    titanss did this way better, unfortunately
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    which pains anyone to say, i know
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