Krye

[#686578]

I love you. I love you so hard I'd create artificial life for you! It looks dead easy to be honest. You just get some chemicals and stuff them in to an ameoba and they turn in to Godzillas and massive acid-secreting blobs of doom and things with pincers in their eyes and slashing jaws in their knees that leap out from the toilet bowl to lacerate you and then decorate themselves with your leaking entrails and do an Irish jig and make bagpipes out of your lungs and femurs then smash themselves to death against mirrors in confusion and rage.

Any idiot can do THAT. It's so trivial I don't think I can even be bothered, now I think about it. Why would anyone bother doing that? Huh. Meh.

I LOVE YOU OH GOD I LOVE YOU I WANT TO LICK YOUR SWEET SWEET SWEAT

[Chun Liroy]

i'm jealous

[Krye]

I love you. I love you so hard I'd create artificial life for you! It looks dead easy to be honest. You just get some chemicals and stuff them in to an ameoba and they turn in to Godzillas and massive acid-secreting blobs of doom and things with pincers in their eyes and slashing jaws in their knees that leap out from the toilet bowl to lacerate you and then decorate themselves with your leaking entrails and do an Irish jig and make bagpipes out of your lungs and femurs then smash themselves to death against mirrors in confusion and rage.

Any idiot can do THAT. It's so trivial I don't think I can even be bothered, now I think about it. Why would anyone bother doing that? Huh. Meh.

I LOVE YOU OH GOD I LOVE YOU I WANT TO LICK YOUR SWEET SWEET SWEAT

I want to lacerate you until you smash yourself to death against mirrors that sounds so fucking hot

[LinktheDeme]

go on

[#686578]

Krye,

I love you. I love you so hard! I'd do anything for you! I'd fight a Transformer for you! They think they're so hard converting voltages to different voltages like they're something special! Well I'll show them who's boss! Decepticons? DeceptiCOCKS more like! HAHAHAA! They're RIGHT IDIOTS with their 240 volts in and their 110 volts out thinking they can subjugate humanity well Megatron you're a MegaTWOT in my book HAHAHA.

[Chun Liroy]

goddamn it Callisto.

[Kiarax]

WHY DOES HE GET TWO NUMBERS?

[Krye]

Because he wants me to fill both of his holes

[#686578]

Because I love him. I love him SO HARD! I'd do anything for him! I'd sit in a damp, dark cellar with a bunch of worms and a carcass, evolving lovely vicious bloodworms and bloodslugs for him! He could keep them as pets! Also I'd make sure he always got enough fish! I'd use science and genes to replace my fingers with lampreys! Squirming, slimy, many-toothed blood-sucking suction-faced lampreys! Then I'd dangle my hands in the water (lake, stream, river, whatever is nearest) and let each of my lamprey fingers suck itself on to a fish and start sucking the life out of it. Once I'd got a handful of lovely fishes, I'd bring my lamprey hands out of the water and give him the fish for his tea! He'll always have fish! What a wonderful world that will be! I won't be able to pick anything up except fish of course but that will be a small price to pay for his happiness. Also, he should probably steer clear of the lampreys, they are
VICIOUS! He don't want those blood-hungry parasitical chompers getting hold of him. Again, though, never being able to touch or even for that matter approach anyone again is a small price to pay for his happiness.

[Ansems]

You fucking slut, you said the same thing to me last week.

[#686578]

I did not, I have not posted any of these in a while.

[Kiarax]

Whoa, three? You slut.

[Krye]

Numbers are you finally ready to come back into my arms?

[Charismatic]

Numbers are you finally ready to come back into my arms?

If you're willing to have sloppy seconds after a nigger, you can have him.

[Krye]

I'm not going to fall for you niggish trickery

[Charismatic]

Forgot your r.

[Krye]

I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR YOU NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY FAGGOT I KNOW YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME BUT I WILL NEVER RETURN YOUR FEELINGS ME AND NUMBERS WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER LET THE JEALOUSY BURN YOU UP FROM THE INSIDE OUT YOU'RE A FAGGOT FAGGOT WHORE WHO FAGGOT FAGGOT LIKES, FAGGOTS FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT, AND FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT, YOURSELF FAGGOT IN SHORT I'M MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME AND I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN TV SHOW THIS ISN'T ABOUT WOE IS ME THIS IS ABOUT WOE IS YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ENVY THIS AND WANT A PIECE FUCK OFF I'M VERY AWARE OF JUST HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME I REALLY AM GROW THE FUCK UP GROW THE FUCK UP MY POSTS DON'T REQUIRE YOUR BULLSHIT FAGGOT RESPONSES I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE JEALOUS, ENVIOUS, AND YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE A PIECE OF THIS SORRY FAGGOT I'M NOT AVAILABLE GROW THE FUCK UP GROW THE FUCK UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YeTGrepPX8

[Chun Liroy]

[#686578]

Numbers are you finally ready to come back into my arms?

:3

[Kiarax]

I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR YOU NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY FAGGOT I KNOW YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME BUT I WILL NEVER RETURN YOUR FEELINGS ME AND NUMBERS WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER LET THE JEALOUSY BURN YOU UP FROM THE INSIDE OUT YOU'RE A FAGGOT FAGGOT WHORE WHO FAGGOT FAGGOT LIKES, FAGGOTS FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT, AND FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT, YOURSELF FAGGOT IN SHORT I'M MOTHER FUCKING AWESOME AND I SHOULD HAVE MY OWN TV SHOW THIS ISN'T ABOUT WOE IS ME THIS IS ABOUT WOE IS YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ENVY THIS AND WANT A PIECE FUCK OFF I'M VERY AWARE OF JUST HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME I REALLY AM GROW THE FUCK UP GROW THE FUCK UP MY POSTS DON'T REQUIRE YOUR BULLSHIT FAGGOT RESPONSES I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE JEALOUS, ENVIOUS, AND YOU WISH YOU COULD HAVE A PIECE OF THIS SORRY FAGGOT I'M NOT AVAILABLE GROW THE FUCK UP GROW THE FUCK UP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YeTGrepPX8

Preach it.